Alfred F. Jones

CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERS

[Robert Jones @LoneStarSon]

You get a line- I'll get a pole, honey!

[Alfred F. Jones @StarSpangledMe]

@LoneStarSon Whatcha gonna do when the well runs dry, friend?

[Alfred F. Jones @StarSpangledMe]

it's not the 21st in guatemala yet, and that's where the mayans were, right?? so...

[Alfred F. Jones @StarSpangledMe]

so I'm still a little convinced by the mayan thing ok thanks bye :'D

[Alfred F. Jones @StarSpangledMe]

@TheThousandSuns hahaha, no more eagle! :') my bro and I were being weird

[Alfred F. Jones @StarSpangledMe]

@AbyadJabal WAIT, I know that guy! I've seen a couple movies with him in it :D

[Alfred F. Jones @StarSpangledMe]

@KrasnyiSoldat NO :\

[Alfred F. Jones @StarSpangledMe]

@FurDeutschland @OfHopeandGlory you both give me too much credit, hahahaa :')

[Alfred F. Jones @StarSpangledMe]

@DingoChamp @RisingHinomaru YOU BOTH SUCK

[Alfred F. Jones @StarSpangledMe]

@DingoChamp YOU SUCK

[Alfred F. Jones @StarSpangledMe]

hahahahaha

[Alfred F. Jones @StarSpangledMe]

#WhenIWasACarrot what the hell is this?? :'D

[Alfred F. Jones @StarSpangledMe]

@DaninogiTawodi dude, sis, you got it :D I'll bring the energy drinks!

[Ama Daninogi-Tawodi @DaninogiTawodi]

I will never stop loving Ratonhnhaké:ton. #AC3 #connor #Ratonhnhaké:ton

[Matthew Williams @OhCanadia]

@StarSpangledMe You have won, bro. Good, good job. (◡‿◡✿)

[Alfred F. Jones @StarSpangledMe]

@OhCanadia ONLY IF YOU ACKNOWLEDGE MY VICTORY!!!11!

[Alfred F. Jones @StarSpangledMe]

@OhCanadia oh... my god :D next taco tuesday, we're doing this

[Alfred F. Jones @StarSpangledMe]

@OhCanadia @TheGoldiest kill me :')

[Alfred F. Jones @StarSpangledMe]

we're meanest to those who matter the most :'D #ThingsMyBrotherTaughtMe

[Matthew Williams @OhCanadia]

#ThingsMyBrotherTaughtMe That no matter how bad it gets, you'll always have each other. #TacoTuesday