Randy Marsh

I survived a guinea pig attack. || #Parody

[Randy Marsh @StartledRandy]

shelly is wearing yolo leggings lol what a fucking mess

[Randy Marsh @StartledRandy]

shelly just keeps eating and eating, doesn't she realise she's already fucking fat

[Randy Marsh @StartledRandy]

all you haters come and fucking fight me

[Randy Marsh @StartledRandy]

shelly got a haircut and she looks like a fucking dyke HAHAHAHA

[Randy Marsh @StartledRandy]

ah man i'm high as fuck

[Randy Marsh @StartledRandy]

@Stanbroofwolves ugh! you're embarrassing me in front of my followers GOD!

[Randy Marsh @StartledRandy]

@Stanbroofwolves who are you?

[Randy Marsh @StartledRandy]

sometimes i wish i had a hot wife

oh wait i wish that all the time #oops

[Randy Marsh @StartledRandy]

just went on shelly's fb and saw she's been sending nudes to boys, lil fucking slut

[Randy Marsh @StartledRandy]

@HeroMysterion yes that little fucker is home yes

[Randy Marsh @StartledRandy]

i fucking hate my children lol #confessionnight

[Randy Marsh @StartledRandy]

twitter suspended my account by accident lol gay

[Randy Marsh @StartledRandy]

brown people are like huge muffins

[Randy Marsh @StartledRandy]

@iStanMarsh0 I SAID GO TO YOUR ROOOOOOOOM GAAAH! *throws stan out of the window*

[Randy Marsh @StartledRandy]

i think shelly needs a new dildo
she's kinda pissed off lately #womanprobs #womenarestupid #lol

[Randy Marsh @StartledRandy]

@iStanMarsh0 i aM A TEENAGER STAHN GO TO YOUR ROOM

[Randy Marsh @StartledRandy]

@StansBitchSis AAAH! someone tell me what this creature in my mentions is trying to say!

[Randy Marsh @StartledRandy]

sometimes i look at shelly and i remember how ugly she is

[Randy Marsh @StartledRandy]

@iStanMarsh0 what do you want STAN you dont understand teenage stuff okay gOD leave me alone

[Randy Marsh @StartledRandy]

women are as useful as the toothbrush i stuck up my ass for pleasure