Steve Scales

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[Steve Scales @StarTrader911]

@alteryx The link to the meeting is not working

[Steve Scales @StarTrader911]

DC just dropped a collection of free NFTs for DC FanDome. I got Jace Fox, Batman. To get your free NFT, register for DC's FanDome event at https://t.co/dv9NQlJ09z #DCComicsNFT #DCFanDome

[The Darkest Timeline Numbersmuncher @NumbersMuncher]

The holidays can be a tough time for so many people.

If you need someone to talk to, please call the suicide prevention lifeline at 1-800-273-8255.

The lifeline is free and confidential. You're not alone and you don't have to struggle alone during the holidays - they can help.

[Bill Van Ess @BillyVGB]

@HomeAwayPR - on hold for Special Service Team now 18 minutes! Not feeling very special!

[Steve Scales @StarTrader911]

Hey #KwikTrip, you send me updated credit card and when I use it for the first time, I discover you now require a PIN number at the pump. Sorry, but technology is supposed to make my live easier, not more difficult. I will not be buying gas from you any longer. #lostacustomer

[Steve Scales @StarTrader911]

RT @Garrettishere: Chett Gavre to the rescue. https://t.co/NuaYNZqe2S

[Steve Scales @StarTrader911]

I am so looking forward to the solar eclipse tomorrow!!

[Steve Scales @StarTrader911]

@boehmb @AlgonquinIL Terrible flooding. Excellent video. Is you house ok?

[Steve Scales @StarTrader911]

#pennjillette My "before and after" Presto shot with Mr. Penn Jillette...Thanks Penn!!

[Steve Scales @StarTrader911]

Looking forward to the biggest Madison Wisconsin Tableau User Group event yet! Thursday June 15th! #MadisonTUG

[Steve Scales @StarTrader911]

@WendyGradek Went great! How's the new gig going?

[Steve Scales @StarTrader911]

Having a blast at the Alteryx Inspire Conference #alteryx17 and it is only day 1!!

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

In honor of #StarWarsDay, we edited @starwars characters to sing @smashmouth's "All Star" https://t.co/9XDHUyNMxP #MayTheFourthBeWithYou

[BZ @zinssmeister]

If you think good design is expensive, try bad design.

[Doug Lemov @Doug_Lemov]

Finally proof that knowledge doesn't matter when you can just look anything up on google.

[Steve Scales @StarTrader911]

@pennjillette - Happy Birthday to the "Bob Dylan" in my life

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her.

[Brent Spiner @BrentSpiner]

Breaking with tradition, Donald Trump will wear hot pink at the inauguration.