The Enterprise landing party is captured as pets on their mission to Umptious VII and escape becomes more urgent when talk of spaying and neutering comes up. #startrek
Mr. Sulu must navigate the Enterprise around an asteroid field, a black hole, a nebula, a Klingon listening post and a gas giant. After all that, then he has to safely pilot the ship into a Trader J’Rols grocery station and that’s the hardest part. #startrek
Captain Kirk orders Mr. Sulu to set course for the Lakola sector. Mr. Kyle orders the food dispenser in the transporter room to stop mocking him. #startrek
Mr. Sulu uses a few days of his accumulated leave to catch up on some botany journals. Mr. Kyle uses a few days of his accumulated leave to catch up on ‘Xindi Primate baby daddy’ episodes of J’rol Springer. #startrek
Dr. McCoy visits the Denobulan home world for a medical conference. While there, he learns about Andorian viruses and multiple wives and decides he’d rather have multiple viruses. #startrek
A visiting Starfleet engineer makes several suggestions to Mr. Scott about how to improve the Enterprise’s engine performance. But Mr. Arex becomes smitten with her the moment he sees her third eye. #startrek
Captain Kirk orders shields to maximum and weapons to full when the Enterprise’s sensors detect a middle management ship on an intercept course. #startrek
Mr. Sulu takes command of the Enterprise when Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock and Mr. Scott are suddenly transported to a remote planet where they are forced by powerful telekinetic aliens to participate in a deadly conga line. #startrek
Starfleet Command issues a directive that all personnel will be able to wear Hawaiian shirts and jeans on Fridays (except if there are Klingon boarding parties or non-corporeal life forms present). Captain Kirk informs Mr. Scott that kilts are still excluded. #startrek
As part of the landing party on Wolgus VI, Nurse Chapel is in charge of distributing a vaccine to sick children, while Mr. Kyle is in charge of distributing the weight on his feet he as he stands around waiting for a child to want a balloon. #startrek
While en route to Starbase 13, the Enterprise is pulled into a pocket universe. While inside the pocket universe, it is pulled into a pocket universe of that universe. When inside the pocket universe of the pocket universe, everyone’s log entries get absurdly lengthy. #startrek