Reale

if you’re so smart, why aren’t you happy?

[sudo Heraclitus @cyberpyre]

Richard Dawkins has officially been one-shot

[Dustin Gouker @DustinGouker]

I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to call this the greatest piece of prediction market content created to date.

[Sav @B1Gsad]

UConn trying to win every single national championship to get an invite to the Champions Classic is kinda pathetic. Reeks of desperation

[Truthstream Media @truthstreamnews]

“Just a thought... more of a shot in the dark, but uh... We wouldn't happen to be invading Iran today, would we?”

[Dan Carlin @dccommonsense]

I'm going to say what everyone else seems to be saying. If this really was a staff member who (re?)posted the meme that included the Obamas they need to be fired. And some questions need to be answered about the power of staffers on a platform where posts are seen as POTUS' will.

[Paul Graham @paulg]

Now that I've been through being a kid, growing up, and then having kids, it's clear that the main thing that differentiates people is simply whether they make an effort. Whether they're content to drift along with the current, or whether they try to swim.

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

This actually occurred to me at age 20 after I ate a bag of mushrooms and took 20 bong rips but I'm glad they are finally doing the math

[Reale @Stat_Boy_]

Joking about not having elections is like saying “wouldn’t it be funny if we kissed?”

[Reale @Stat_Boy_]

@ohiotate Mintz See, Mintz Do

[𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨 𝙂𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚 @Chris_Grosse]

I am not well.

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

my son (small) met another boy and was genuinely surprised they both like construction equipment. he has no awareness this is an archetypal boy quality. in his mind, he just met another dude into his exact hobby. hit the jackpot: wow, you also like bulldozers. how lucky we met.

[Paul Graham @paulg]

"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag."

— Molly Ivins

[Reale @Stat_Boy_]

Showed my wife a picture of the Sydney Sweeney soap with a hole in it and she thought they were just trying to rip people off by selling less than a normal bar of soap…

[jj @JJ__indy]

This is the damage that iso basketball has done to the kids

[Reale @Stat_Boy_]

@atrupar @IfindRetards does this count?

[Reale @Stat_Boy_]

@GLLP92 Most definitely

[Reale @Stat_Boy_]

@GLLP92 It feels like the pacers have the Mandate of Heaven lol, but that Thunder defense is wreaking havoc in the passing lanes to a level I don’t think I’ve ever seen. Going to be a fun one!

[Reale @Stat_Boy_]

@selentelechia Mine likes to use the open door as a trampoline