👁ꕷ𝖙ߥ𝖙¡ᑢߥဌ𝖊👁

I don't take Twitter seriously.🤙

[👁ꕷ𝖙ߥ𝖙¡ᑢߥဌ𝖊👁 @Staticborn]

@felixbondarev You're still on GTA6? 😂
I changed my settings to 50 years in the future and I'm playing Fallout 5 (beta).

[👁ꕷ𝖙ߥ𝖙¡ᑢߥဌ𝖊👁 @Staticborn]

And another one bites the dust. I think it's pointless sacking Carrick. We've all seen this show before.
Appoint new manager.
Win a few games.
UNTIED ARE BACK!
Players decide they can't be arsed.
Lose or draw games.
Players sulk.
The board are still clueless.
Sack manager.
Etc...

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

We can confirm Michael Carrick has departed his role as men’s first-team head coach.

[👁ꕷ𝖙ߥ𝖙¡ᑢߥဌ𝖊👁 @Staticborn]

@LanaLang90 She is. She obviously made herself look unkept at the start as well to make the glow up look bigger. But the brain dead people online will obviously not use their brains and automatically go towards hate.

[👁ꕷ𝖙ߥ𝖙¡ᑢߥဌ𝖊👁 @Staticborn]

@23630Q @trevvvthh_ I mean, I've never heard of such a thing. Have you any proof of this happening? I'm intrigued.

[👁ꕷ𝖙ߥ𝖙¡ᑢߥဌ𝖊👁 @Staticborn]

@23630Q @trevvvthh_ Mental capacity?

[👁ꕷ𝖙ߥ𝖙¡ᑢߥဌ𝖊👁 @Staticborn]

@ThePersecutdOne @vicderbyshire Bloody hell lad, if that's creepy to you, you must've had a sheltered life. 😅

[👁ꕷ𝖙ߥ𝖙¡ᑢߥဌ𝖊👁 @Staticborn]

@RB42829878 I quite like some trash rock tbh.
But c'mon. Angine De Poitrine are a fun act. It's about the whole show. The whole weird arse, tongue in each theatre with some strange arse groove based microtonal oddities. I like that they're offering something different and have fun with it.

[👁ꕷ𝖙ߥ𝖙¡ᑢߥဌ𝖊👁 @Staticborn]

@ThePersecutdOne @vicderbyshire The language does matter.
"On purpose" makes sense because the "on" is with intent. "By" is fleeting and without thought, which an accident is.
Being "on" something is purposeful.

[👁ꕷ𝖙ߥ𝖙¡ᑢߥဌ𝖊👁 @Staticborn]

@ThePersecutdOne @vicderbyshire I get you, language does evolve, but "on accident" is an American misinterpretation of "on purpose" and "by acident". I'm honestly no grammar nazi, but for some reason this one just irks me. 😂

[👁ꕷ𝖙ߥ𝖙¡ᑢߥဌ𝖊👁 @Staticborn]

@ThePersecutdOne @vicderbyshire Hate to the be that guy, but it's "by accident".

[👁ꕷ𝖙ߥ𝖙¡ᑢߥဌ𝖊👁 @Staticborn]

@yonder_112 @saintlaurent_jr @gameunlocked26 Really does.

[👁ꕷ𝖙ߥ𝖙¡ᑢߥဌ𝖊👁 @Staticborn]

@ughmidnights @PopCrave She quite literally doesn't need support money from him because owns everything and is filthy filthy rich with filthy filthy rich parents.

[👁ꕷ𝖙ߥ𝖙¡ᑢߥဌ𝖊👁 @Staticborn]

Sooo win the next 3-6 games and then have the team give up and get him sacked by summer?
Got it.

[433 @433]

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: 𝐏𝐎𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐎 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐑 — 𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋 𝐀𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐃 🤝

All parties involved have reached a full agreement for Pochettino to become the new Man United manager, pending Michael Carrick's dismissal, as reported by @MatteMoretto 🗞️

According to The Telegraph, Michael Carrick will be informed of his dismissal tomorrow. Man United would then trigger Pochettino's release clause.

Pochettino is still expected to take charge of both of USA's games against Haiti during this international break.

[👁ꕷ𝖙ߥ𝖙¡ᑢߥဌ𝖊👁 @Staticborn]

@moodsuzmeri Look, most people have kinks. Totally not against it if this is what they like. But c'mon. This isn't exactly a gift that's gonna woo a woman ffs. 😂
I mean, I'm gay, but get her an actual gift and just use this as the naughty kink for fun.
Am I a prude? 😂

[👁ꕷ𝖙ߥ𝖙¡ᑢߥဌ𝖊👁 @Staticborn]

@no1scottishdude I honestly think men should wear lingerie and not be so uptight about it.

[👁ꕷ𝖙ߥ𝖙¡ᑢߥဌ𝖊👁 @Staticborn]

@onlyshokos Made me laugh this. I've known a few women who've said this.

[👁ꕷ𝖙ߥ𝖙¡ᑢߥဌ𝖊👁 @Staticborn]

@blitzballin It's the prime way i enjoy sex. It feels so much better than topping.

[👁ꕷ𝖙ߥ𝖙¡ᑢߥဌ𝖊👁 @Staticborn]

@QasimRashid Me, as a gay, sat here with my morning coffee ☕️ breaking down a Funkadelic song in my head as I scroll Twitter and suddenly I'm accused of systematically abusing women. 🥴
Time to brush my teeth and go to work i think.

[👁ꕷ𝖙ߥ𝖙¡ᑢߥဌ𝖊👁 @Staticborn]

@SammiePressdee Back in 2015 I used to hang around with comedians when we had lock ins after their shows, some quite big on the circuit. They were talking about the open secret on the comedy scene that Russel Brand is a rapist, even back then.