StatMule | Honestly Subjective

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Previously HTownVillians

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@skkuledits Because the guy in the back.

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What the frick is a Beljum? 🦅🦅🦅

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If I know anything about Ime, he’s gonna be playing Marcus Smart 40 minutes a game…

The dude justified playing Tate too many times, now he has access to the starter version of him.

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@SawyerMerritt "Star" is the new "i" in product prefixes.

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@joonasvirtanen Make this an api, set up an automation to make this a daily wallpaper!

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@Ekaeoq Pro-ject!!!

They put out great products!

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@Kingskqz @JorgeCastilloPr I think the Ai studio app would also operate as a web wrapper of vibe coded apps.

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@SpursReporter Similar vibe

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@LeakerApple @aaronp613

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@BBB8421 @hoopologyxx @hamztalkshoops_ No, single axis graphs aren’t uncommon…

If you really need a second axis just imagine the x-axis is position/rank of where they are on the y-axis

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@Card15acKemba He’d be hate-watching way more than one PHX & GSW game.

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@BradeauxNBA Dang, 39.8% off of 6.4 3PA

Close pull

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@BradeauxNBA Aaron Brooks?

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@1realFormula

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@nsitto2 We want Ausar.

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@BiasedHouston Not only that, our #1 option committed a foul.

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16 points would be a historic comeback, but not impossible.

All we have to do is fire Ime during the break.

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Only Reed can save us

Lakers generational collapse prayer circle.

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I need Sengun to be selfish.

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@JeremyBranham Yes..?

Just not for him to play as the primary ball handler. Sengun and Amen both operate in doubles better.