Stats Cape Breton

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Clown costumes are flying of the shelves...and cars flying off the road trying to avoid them

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54% of Cape Bretoners are Blue Jays band wagoners and they'll accuse your grandmother of murder before they admit it 👵🏻🔪

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63% of Cape Bretoners just got a new backyard swimming pool

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1 in 4 Cape Breton teen moms got offended on Facebook today

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The exhibition prices made up 56% of all the robberies across Canada last week

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The average age of the Capri bar staff is 87,with 2 thirds already being deceased

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53% of Cape Breton homeowners took out a second mortgage on their home just to lose it all at chase the ace

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66% of Cape Bretoners have high blood pressure because there is so much salt on the roads

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12% of Cape Bretoners are currently stuck in traffic on the Sydney Highway

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87% of Cape Breton Halloween costumes are fisherman or lobsters