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76% of Seniors snuck a phone into graduation, and 68% aren't proud of how they did it. (Congrats to the Class of 2017! )

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64% of nighthawks have no clue what spirit day it is today.

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One person dies from a DUI accident every 56.6 minutes, not every 15. Don't believe me? Ask the federal government. https://t.co/gIzrOlEjMS

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New Road to the Wait List! This time we take on UC Irvine! #uci

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Did you know that 3.14% of sailors are Pi-rates? Happy #PiDay everyone!

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@DNAssassins2017 67% of nighthawks now think that the money went to buying a BMW 7 series and Lil Yachty tickets.

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Did you know we have a private Twitter? It's like this account, but funny. @Stats_AfterDark

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83% of parties end in $10,000 of stuff stolen and a hole punched at your wall.

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100% of nighthawk guys remember exactly where they were when they found out the dividers were installed.

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78% of Seniors' least favourite 2 letters

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58% of nighthawks aren't sure if the black light dance is a rave or an admin crackdown on drinking at dances.

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Save a life & donate blood on Jan.19th! Sign ups are in the quad everyday at lunch until then ❤️ must be 16 or older

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Here is the re-released episode of Road to the Wait List: UCSD, Now with 69% less glaring technical errors!

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Sorry, had to take down the last episode of Road to the Wait List do to some technical problems. In the meantime please enjoy this Manatee.

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Check our take on UC Berkeley for our new series: Road to the Wait list! Thank you to @kush_kakaiya & Alex for letting me stay with them.

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61% of nighthawks backed Clinton just because they didn't want to hear the Trump kids gloat

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Back by popular demand, Stats Del Norte's media team has another @DNAssassins2017 trailer. This time, may the odds be ever in your favour.

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@MrNevares @JacobWKinsman 67% of focus group members state they "strongly doubt" that Mr. Nevares runs at all.

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74% of nighthawks know that if there was a real earthquake, their table wouldn't do jack.