Stats Canada MPSP

All the Stats you need to know about Canada.
This is a parody account for MPSP18.
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#Misquoted #MommyItsOver https://t.co/EuKIcAgbGK

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Please tell me y'all read this the way Just For Laughs: Gags ended

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100% of MPs are sad it's over.

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How many parties will there be today?

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How would you describe @TSullivanMP stepping down then immediately betraying her party?

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What word do you never want to hear again?

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40% of the heckling is coming from @goodoldparty

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30% of MPs are just nodding and clapping on cue, with no actual clue on what is going on.

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86% of Canadians would rather turn PEI into a year round tropical Island than travel to Curks and Taicos

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How well do you think Stats Can is servicing Canada?

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How long will @WAVE_MPSP18 be government?

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Who do you want for Day 2 guest speaker?

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Who do you want for the Day 1 guest speaker?

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Are you ready for MPSP18?

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26% of non nuclear families are just now getting over the 'turkey coma'. So. Many. Dinners.

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@MattBouldenMPSP @SebastianMPSP I just meant you aren't media. or associated with this account.

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@SebastianMPSP Actually referring to @MattBouldenMPSP but ... don't let me discourage you.

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When a random mp is doing a better job at getting stats than you

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@SebastianMPSP

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@Honjasonrwy Ahh the highly controversial 1%