Stats UBC

Most of these are almost assuredly likely to be definitely somewhat true.

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About 1/4 of UBC undergraduates don't know what "Vista" is.

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80% of your UBC friends are done exams already. How did that happen?

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100% of UBC students are studying for a midterm or writing a paper right now.

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1 in 23 UBC professors' sex lives could be described as kinky.

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1 in 6 UBC students are currently staring longingly out of a window. #sunshine

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14% of UBC students are doing the "headbob" in their morning classes, trying to stay awake.

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6% of all first year UBC Arts Students are currently searching for their class somewhere in Buchanan.

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1 in 345 UBC students type with only their index fingers because it looks way cooler.

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5 out of 5 students in an Eosc class are wondering why they're in an Eosc class.

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99.99999% of UBC students are currently extremely unimpressed with Sauder.

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79% of UBC students who are reading this tweet are doing so while not paying attention in class.

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26% of UBC students are unaware that a Thunderbird is not a real animal.

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2 out of 5 UBC first years just realized how awful 8am classes really are.

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1 in 4 Ponderosa Residents feel as though they're participating in a reality show that mixes big brother with extreme makeover home edition.

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93% of UBC first years are about to attend a pep rally where they find out just how much they like teeth. #imagineday #ubc #iamubc

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86% of Imagine Day participants were not imagining pouring rain. #imagineday #ubc #iamubc

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25% of UBC students failed their summer courses because they tried to study on their paddle-boards and dropped their notes in the ocean.

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28% of UBC students are done exams. 72% of students HATE the 28%.

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87% of UBC students' sleep habits during exam season could be labelled by their mother as "unhealthy and frankly dangerous"

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2 in 5 UBC students are studying right now. The other 3 in 5 are looking up pictures of Justin Trudeau.