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Am I gay, am I straight? No, I'm just slutty. So, where's my parade? what about slut pride.

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Nobody wants to be with somebody who's been with everybody.

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They say everything once not everyone.

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The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

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If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later. Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah blah”

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Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

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Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?

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People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

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I don’t believe in plastic surgery, But in your case, Go ahead.

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Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

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You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.

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When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be.

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Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

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Oh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug 10 people at a time!

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I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

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If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

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Most of my cliches aren’t original.

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Where my lightest touch brings the rapture of eternal release.