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Barista | Coffee Aficionado
Gamer | Retro Gaming Enthusiast

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Just wanted to repost this since @PMastersMusic deleted his original post attacking @HunterBiden and his father, @JoeBiden. Cancer is never to be joked about. Shame on this user.

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@Babygirl30141 @Catsillyness wonder where he's heading 😁☁️

[Pop Base @PopBase]

15 years ago today, The Weeknd released 'House Of Balloons'.

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DESTROY ALL HUMANS! 🐄🛸
THANK YOU, @THQNordic 🫡

[THQ Nordic @THQNordic]

Destroy All Humans! is coming to Nintendo Switch 2 on June 23, 2026

Destroy All Humans! 2 – Reprobed is coming to Nintendo Switch 2 on September 15, 2026

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They really don’t give a fuck. Wii Sports

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

UNDEFEATED.

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Can we normalize fast food combos w/o a drink?

I'd love to have the burger and fries

MY WATER RIGHT BESIDE ME...

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I mean, she pretty much predicted the future with that cigarette. 💀 HE'S NOW DEAD.

[Jordan Chamberlain @jordylancaster]

Can we get a vibe check on this diva

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He's absolutely correct.

Where are the cows?

As of 2026, Brazil has overtaken the United States as the world's largest beef producer.

BUT WHERE ARE THESE COWS?

McDonald's sells approximately 6.5 million beef burgers daily worldwide, with 5.4 million sold in the U.S. alone.

This massive demand requires the slaughter of thousands of cows daily.

To my knowledge, I barely ever see a cow farm.

Have you?

WHERE ARE THESE COWS?!

[𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝙷𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝚁𝙰𝙱𝙱𝙸𝚃 @White_Rabbit_OG]

He makes a good point 🧐🥩🐄

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@Devo662 @rocknrollofall @Sting should be requesting more than $1

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@MFKAOZ @IAmJericho, Ziggy Stardust vibes? ROCK ON! 🤘

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MICHAEL JACKSON IS INNOCENT ‼️

1958: Michael Joseph Jackson was born to Katherine and Joe Jackson in Gary, Indiana

1962: Jackson 5 was formed (Michael, Marlon, Jackie, Tito, and Jermaine)

1968: Motown signs The Jackson 5

1972: Michael goes solo (releases BEN)

1979: Jackson records Off The Wall

1980: Jackson earns his first Grammy Award

1982: Thriller (The Album) is released (top for 37 weeks)

1983: Paul McCartney informs Jackson about music publishing

1984: Hair caught fire during a Pepsi commercial. (people questioned him about his plastic surgery and recovery)

1985: We Are The World w/ Lionel Richie & others (African famine relief effort); funds seized by Ethiopian officials.

1985: Michael purchased ATV Music Publishing, which owned most of The Beatles' records.

1987: BAD releases (third album)

1988: Michael purchases Neverland Ranch (Sycamore Valley Ranch)

1993: MJ is accused of molesting a boy, Jordan Chandler; yet these charges were dropped due to lack of evidence (family didn't cooperate, weird, huh?

1995: Jackson merged ATV with Sony Music Publishing to create Sony/ATV Music Publishing, a joint venture 50/50 between Jackson and Sony (giving Michael 50% ownership of holdings)

2002: Jackson lifts his newborn son, Prince Michael, over a hotel room terrace so fans can glimpse — gets criticized

2003: Jackson is charged with seven counts of child sexual abuse and two counts of administering an intoxicating agent by Gavin Arvizo

2005: Jackson is acquitted on all counts in the Arvizo case

2007: Jackson and Sony buy Famous Music LLC from Viacom, which gives rights to songs by Eminem, Shakira, Beck, and others.

June 25, 2009: Jackson dies in Los Angeles at 50 after going into cardiac arrest. Propofol and benzodiazepine intoxication was administered by Conrad Murray

Los Angeles County Coroner ruled the death a homicide (later on)

2009: Jackson’s death triggered worldwide mourning and huge media attention

- Estate was placed in a trust, with executors John Branca and John McClain in charge of over $500 millon in liabilities

2010: Posthumous album “Michael” released. Estate begins monetizing assets: music, merchandise, unreleased material

2011: Conrad Murray was convicted of involuntary manslaughter and served 2 years in prison

2012: Monitization of Michael's catalog was years in the making, and earnings at this point. Estate negotiates licensing and publishing agreements to maximize income

2016: Jackson Estate sold 50% of his Sony/ATV stake to Sony for about $750 million, giving Sony full ownership of the catalog.

2021: Estate capitalizes on NFTs and digital collectibles

2022: Jackson catalog achieves billions of streams worldwide

The estate continues to benefit from the conviction of Michael Jackson

How does this make you feel?

Michael was MURDERED because he was in control