Kinky Immigrant™

ASU Alum 🔱 I want to be like Bob the Builder

[Kinky Immigrant™ @STazbir]

Accidentally sent picture to the wrong number and their response had me WHEEZING 😩😂💀

[Kinky Immigrant™ @STazbir]

😰

[Kinky Immigrant™ @STazbir]

Bruh my dudes name look like an encrypted password 💀

[Kinky Immigrant™ @STazbir]

How I’m boutta pull up to mill after this quarantine is over

[alexissss ✨ @sexylexxxyy]

All loyal men have a PS4.

[Dboy Q 𓅓 @QuiisMan]

The day I froze my turtles🤦🏿‍♂️😭

[nut @hollywoodnut]

BREAKING: jk rowling just released this deleted scene from harry potter

[Kinky Immigrant™ @STazbir]

When your professor rounds up to the next letter grade

[invisible turkey wraps @Erick_Akins]

*instagram goes down*

Meanwhile on twitter:

[SUNNYD @sunnydelight]

I can’t do this anymore

[Kinky Immigrant™ @STazbir]

When she say “what are we?”

[Lilbowpurp @LilBowPurp]

Arizona drivers are a different breed😂

[Kinky Immigrant™ @STazbir]

Just saw two dads racing with bird scooters. Love parents week 😛

[Kinky Immigrant™ @STazbir]

Why am I excited to be 21? So I can be a uber driver :)

[arianna @stant_ari]

mmmhhh sounds like a really kinky immigrant to me.

[Kinky Immigrant™ @STazbir]

Drinking a cotton candy milkshake at 2 am really defines my college life

[john is toast @johnistoasted]

Her: come over

Me: I’m busy

Her: my parents aren’t home ;)

Me: I know

Her: What

Me: I’m hanging with your parents

Her: What

Me: Craig says fuck u lmao

[Kinky Immigrant™ @STazbir]

Man I love being bad

[Kinky Immigrant™ @STazbir]

Undercover cops are the reason I have severe trust issues

[Smiggie Uchiha @Tator_Thots]

We are gonna lose WW3

[Kinky Immigrant™ @STazbir]

Grandpas who drive like they bout to cast in the next fast n furious movie have my whole heart 😩❤️