Staz

Irish vessel for chaos. 29 in human years.

[Staz @StaztheStar]

hanging out with neurotypical straight girls this weekend as a weirdo queer

[dawn @empireofdusk]

best part of every Toy Story movie is when Slinky Dog says "guys! its woody!" like yeah man it really is

[🇵🇸i have never heard of philosophy @dimitripilled]

(bunch of buddies sitting around laughing and drinking in the 1700s) man we've got such a good dynamic. We should print a satirical pamphlet

[Clara @clarabeepbeep]

The young girlies are too brainwashed by the clean girl aesthetic that they're missing out on vital rites of passage. Sleep in your makeup because you're too drunk. Snog someone you don't know in a pub. It's OK you won't die

[Staz @StaztheStar]

Nevermind I just needed to be nonverbal for 12 hours and now I’m normal

[Staz @StaztheStar]

lowkey feeling like her tn :(

[the merry wörm @zenyanna]

i showed clips from this episode to my classmates (all much younger than me) and none of them cared and it was like. how the fuck do you not lose your shit at this

[Staz @StaztheStar]

coworker missed a bus to his hotel and had to pay €40 for a taxi cause he relied on chatgpt to tell him how to get home … when will these people learn… what will it take

[Staz @StaztheStar]

Booked a place with a jacuzzi for my 30th we are so back! Good times with great pals ahead 🥂

[Staz @StaztheStar]

it’s crazy as a fat person men will compliment your appearance and genuinely think it’s the first time anyone has ever been remotely nice to you lmao

[Staz @StaztheStar]

Just have a poop hangover after pitbull it’s the best possible outcome thank u mr worldwide

[Staz @StaztheStar]

I’ve been intentionally trying to floss more and it’s genuinely crazy how much stuff gets caught in my teeth what the helly

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Me: gets up briefly in the night due to insomnia
My cat: father this is amazing, I have been saying for YEARS that we should have breakfast at 3:30

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

shoutout to cats who get their claw stuck and then get pissed that you helped them

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

really good bit in Bob's Burgers is anytime Louise makes a reference to something R-rated like Game of Thrones or Mad Max: Fury Road, Bob cautiously chimes in with "Louise, you haven't watched that, have you?"

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

What if we got some fries for the table?

[Most @Most]

happy pride to HIM

[sitcom crave @sitcomcrave]

aunt suze from 'Ted' finding out this child was not Jerry Seinfeld's daughter keeps popping up in my head whenever i see this photo now

[grace @gracefishlove]

I get rlly frightened when the washing machine gets to the scary part