This is a very BASED take on the No Kings Protests.
"Freedom doesn't mean you get your way. It means I get to call you out for being this ridiculous."
"Freedom Fighters? What I see is cosplayers with Amazon Prime signs and oak milk rage."
"You post resist tyranny from a Starbucks on Wi-Fi."
"That's not rebellion, that's a cry for a participation trophy."
"You're not oppressed, you're just bored and allergic to accountability."
The @Brewers have an impressive lead in the NL Central after an active offseason 👏
The #MLBTonight crew head's to "Bernies" and breaks down how Milwaukee managed to restock and remain successful. #ThisIsMyCrew
in Cleveland, the guy in charge of music has played AC/DC's You Shook Me All Night Long as the @dallascowboys were beating up the @Browns. But they were optimistic by playing It's a Long Way to the Top at the end.
Happy Independence Day! Please reconsider wishing others a happy 4th of July. When was the last time you wished someone a Merry December 25th? The reason for both is important.