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Official twitter page of the Simply The Breast Fantasy Football League. We are simply the breast.

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While I have everyone's attention...The 2023 STBFFL Draft Board is up and running! Feel free to manipulate each other into doing your bidding! https://t.co/EXeYh2lMDU

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The road is long and the burden is heavy, but the rugged go the distance. The Ducks look to finally smooch that trophy for the first time, while the Outlaws look to see if the gum they left on the bottom still has its flavor. It's Carla Bowl XIV! Thunder Ducks! Sandwich Outlaws!

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The Pandas are sharpening their claws. The Hunters are polishing their rifles. It's the undisputed Milk Jug Challenge Champion vs the Embodiment of Milk Itself: Mommies! It's none other than Mr. Bear and Mr. Mommy in the Pandemonium Podium Playoff Prize! Give it your all!

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The Keepers Creepers Bowl is lined to the nines with one of a kind divine felines so fine you'll go blind! How asinine. Flanders and Riff Raff are finessin' for glory and flexin their keeper rights! Both teams are red hot, burning satellites traveling at the speed of light! Glhf!

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The skreets is calling. They have no name. Two powerhouse franchises look to duke it out in the 2024 Suck Off! It's former professional podcasters, JacQuizzards vs Respecters! Team Nick vs Nick! Who will deliver the final blow to the league's ultimate scapegoat?!

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And in an absolute shootout, the Pandas gave the Outlaws a little razzle, a little dazzle, a little Lamar, a little JaMarr, heck, even a little bit of Rita, but the Outlaws' pure, unfiltered evil could not be tainted nor filtered! Sandwiches 279.5-263.5! Gibbs with 41.5!

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Silence Allen! The real Josh is speaking! Indeed, we were all turnt off the Josh these past two weeks! The Hunters and Ducks collided in a tight matchup but it was the Ducks who waddled their way to the Title Bout at championship pond, 202.5-190! Josh Jacobs with 43! GO DUCKS!

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Silence Jacobs! A real Josh is speaking! Yes, in what may have been the most absurd two week performance in fantasy history, Josh Allen scored 91venty-billion points, 51 n 40 respectively. League leader Quizzies put up what shoulda been a runaway W. Instead, Pythons win 321-265!

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The Flanders social experiment is going strong as ever! It Hershey Sqhurts so good! The Shield Respecters put on a show but fell just shy of glory in a 255.5-198 butt whoopin by Neddy! Sorry neighbor...Jalen Hurts pushed the tush with 50 for the round!

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The end is nigh! It's happening right under our noses! And they want your kids! They're after you. Don't let *they* determine your future. Make the streets proud. Win that keeper. Avoid that league punishment. Make the podium. Kiss the Carla. Let's recap round 1, boyos!

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JackSammy Playoff Matchup! This is not a drill! The Thunderdome has registered on the Richter scale as visiting manager Gwoss Cough continues his pipin' hot reign of terror. The #1 Seed Thunder Ducks stand up against the tyrannical #4 Seed Cupcake Mommy MILK Hunters! Have mercy!

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Starting off this year's Consolation Bracket, we have 8 Seed Boots and Cats Skedaddler Knickerbocker Reese up against 7 Seed Friend of the Pod Dander Flanders! The PFC Certified False Profiles battle up against one another for visitation rights! Placing all bets, who cums on top?

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At last, the 3 Seed Pandas and 2 Seed Outlaws have met in the playoffs! It's been 365 days since these two teams last met in the postseason and they're parched to get that 1st chip of the decade. It's The Embodiment of Evil vs The Godsend of Goodness! It's Outlaws vs Red Pandas!

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Finally, this week's MMU a show that will echo for eternity. The Cuppycakes prevailed, 113.5-93.5 and send the Season League High Scoring JacQuizzards to the postseason to fight once again for That Elusive Keeper. Brock Bowers International Man of Mystery makes history with 25!

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Hey folks, correspondent Ruppy here with some regular season closing statements. The season is already in Post Territory so let's get this show on the road! Here are the outcomes for your Week 13 matchups!

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The Year of the Duck is the gift that keeps on giving and the Thunderdome is ROARING after a 129.5-80.5 win! The Ned Accounts lose out on their chance to impress fellow leaguemates in the postseason, but the Ducks look to etch their name on that beautiful trophy. Bucky for 25.5!

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After meticulous inspection, bureaucratic interchanges and a thorough passage through the spacetime continuum that is Nick's notes app...The winner of the 2024 Pilgrim Pow-Wow is.......
Kyler Perez! Manager Queezy please report to Principal Sammy's office to demand your reward :)

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2024 Pilgrim Powwow Slate 1/3

The Artist Formerly Known as Sammy 69.5

Garrett 47.5

Jackson 29.5

Ruston 15.5