Stefan Dević

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[Stefan Dević @StDevic]

Da li je veštačkoj inteligenciji mesto u umetnosti? Nemački fotograf i AI umetnik #BorisEldagsen iz Berlina, dao je ekskluzivnu izjavu za @unatelevizija u kojoj je pričao o svojoj #aiphotography koja je pobedila na svetskom konkursu, čiju je prestižnu nagradu potom odbio.

[Stefan Dević @StDevic]

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[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Stefan Dević @StDevic]

Kucamo na vrata zaboravljenih asova.

[Stefan Dević @StDevic]

#Truthsocial ili #tanjug?

[Stefan Dević @StDevic]

Nas i Rusa 300 miliona.

[kos_data @kos_data]

🇽🇰🇺🇸 Kosovo and the USA together have the strongest army in the world.

[Stefan Dević @StDevic]

@ivanmarkovicsec Zdravo Ivane, ja radim za informativnu redakciju UNA TV, voleo bih da se čujemo kako bih čuo više o tome. Da li bi me zapratio kako bih ti poslao privatnu poruku?

[Stefan Dević @StDevic]

@smarkovic @ITkutak Da su do sada, pitanja postavljana na engleskom nudila opširnije odgovore i više opcije od onih na srpskom?

[Stefan Dević @StDevic]

@smarkovic @ITkutak Šta to znači u praksi za korisnike?

[Stefan Dević @StDevic]

U jednoj sobi je deo od 100.000 ploča, kaseta i kompakt diskova, kokiko ima jedna od najvećih zbirki muzičkih medija u regionu i šire. Naš sagovornik kaže da je u konstantnom zaostatku sa materijalom, a meni je to bilo simpatično, jer ova prostorija jedna od šest takvih.

[Stefan Dević @StDevic]

#beogradskimaraton ? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[Euronews Next @euronewsnext]

7 unusual things that happen to your body after running a marathon https://t.co/BNm8QILClw

[Stefan Dević @StDevic]

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[Stefan Dević @StDevic]

Da li je veštačkoj inteligenciji mesto u umetnosti? Nemački fotograf i AI umetnik #BorisEldagsen iz Berlina, dao je ekskluzivnu izjavu za @unatelevizija u kojoj je pričao o svojoj #aiphotography koja je pobedila na svetskom konkursu, čiju je prestižnu nagradu potom odbio.

[ljubica gojgic @Gojgic]

@fbieber @jeremic_vuk Evo da popravimo, ovo nije Bagdad.

[Stefan Dević @StDevic]

Ništa lepše skoro nisam pročitao. Čovek je car i svaka mu čast. :)

[Aleksandar Kocic PhD @AlexKocic]

Rod Stewart isao u privatnu kliniku na magnetnu rezonancu i video da nema zive duse. Zakupio termine za ceo dan, nazvao lokalnu drzavnu bolnicu i rekao “posaljite pacijente”. Sad hoce to da radi sirom Britanije i zove druge bogatase da mu se pridruze.

[Stefan Dević @StDevic]

Kao što reče Markus Braunli, ne naplaćuj ono što je bilo besplatno. Iako kažu da gube pare zbog 2FA putem SMS-a, prilično jadno od Twittera. Čist dokaz da nemaju ideju kako će doneti zaradu kompaniji novim mogućnostima i opcijama.

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Rule #1: Never charge for something that was previously free

[Stefan Dević @StDevic]

@msavkovic Istina, piše za tekstualnu poruku.

[Stefan Dević @StDevic]

Da li je realno da mi #Twitter traži da ukinem potvrdu identiteta u dva koraka, jer je to sada rezervisano za one koji plaćaju? 😄😄😄 #TwitterBlue

[Stefan Dević @StDevic]

Burn.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Stefan Dević @StDevic]

#Truthsocial ili #tanjug?

[UNA TV BiH @unatvbih]

I dalje smo u nevjerici da više nije tu... #una https://t.co/qhWU5oln6L

[Stefan Dević @StDevic]

@AnaToskic Dobra analogija.