My gay son was so fed up
with me making jokes about
his sexuality, he picked up a
kitchen knife, attacked me
with it, yet somehow manage
to miss every vital organ.
What a shit stabber
Absolute chaos in the Turkish 2nd Division:
Keeper saves 90’ pen
Booked for stepping off his line
Pen retaken… saved again!
Same offence, second yellow, sent off
Defender takes over in goal… and saves! 😂😱