BJ

Master of food analogies. (Parody account. Obviously not real.)

[BJ @Stealsfromhobos]

try and keep up

[BJ @Stealsfromhobos]

imagine people complaining about a game being cheap and claiming it's somehow harming the industry.
Brother you are part of a games industry psyop whether you realize it or not.

[BJ @Stealsfromhobos]

I love this motherfucker like you woulsn't believe

[BJ @Stealsfromhobos]

@walmarthelp DM'd you.

[BJ @Stealsfromhobos]

very cool @Walmart for making me wait in a virtual line for the Switch 2 only to not let me add to cart claiming it was out of stock. (other people were still managing to buy them for over an hour after this happened)

[BJ @Stealsfromhobos]

it has never harmed anyone to have color in your notification bar. Ever. It's been fine for every other android version since.
Not even an option to allow it. Fuck's sake.

[BJ @Stealsfromhobos]

So android 13 apparently requires a separate monochrome notification icon with transparency when developing an app. Without one your notification icon is just a blank square.
So for apps that never bothered to add one, why tf doesn't it just fall back to the actual app icon?

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Like they only have that as an option for the chopping gesture. double tapping the power button only lets you open the camera. Why not just let me mix and match this shit I'm not gonna fuckin hit the griddy to turn on NFC

[BJ @Stealsfromhobos]

my new phone got a feature that lets me do stuff by double tapping the back. pretty much everything except turning on the flashlight, the one thing I'd want that to do.
The only flashlight shortcut is to quickly chop the phone up and down twice and risk dropping it.

[BJ @Stealsfromhobos]

the squircle is the most infuriating shape created by man and I'm almost impressed by that

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bird flu needs to hurry the fuck up and get rid of some stupid people

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man Pikmin 4 feels like a great game trying very hard to be a bad game.
If only there wasn't a gimmicky dog and OP items to trivialize basically every established obstacle. It's like an easy mode they accidentally made permanent.

[BJ @Stealsfromhobos]

I hope steam controller has adaptive triggers just so it gets standardized in steam input for developers.
I really like the feature but I'm not buying a PS5

[BJ @Stealsfromhobos]

we as a society need to accept that holes in bagels are unnecessary and not conducive to spreads and toppings

[BJ @Stealsfromhobos]

id love a rabbit but do they make ones that dont chew on everything and shit everywhere

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There are people that have paid (so far) at least $120 for temporary access to a not-even-close-to-comprehensive list of nintendo roms on their switch.
If they switched to the expansion pack, then it would now be $210 for a pitiful selection of badly emulated n64 roms.

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holy shit does the word Oval literally mean egg-shaped?

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OK this is just mean.
There's an idler game that, after starting once, runs while you play other games in the collection but they put it near the bottom of the list.
So many potential resources wasted playing the other games.

[BJ @Stealsfromhobos]

UFO 50 is a lot better than I expected and I've only played around half the games so far. I had to stop at Avianos to beat all three difficulty levels.