Sarb R

don’t I know it, girl

[Sarb R @StealthPanther4]

Can’t wait to crack a cold one w the boys this weekend

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

It’s all fun and games being a trinket girl until you have to move

[maybe: clare @clur19]

My schedule is wide open but I also have the energy levels of like a hundred year old cat that’s about to be put down, so I am both very free and very busy

[James @CaucasianJames]

who needs luck i have charm ☘️

[Leah Marilla Thomas @leahmarilla]

there was a week when we all got really into sea shanties

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

happy international women's day to all the drunk women i've met in bathrooms who unconditionally loved and supported me

[trash jones @jzux]

what doesn’t kill you makes you kind of nervous for the rest of your life

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i gotta get my shit together !!!! though i of course won’t

[Sarb R @StealthPanther4]

@spinubzilla @brandonh717 she’s onto us

[Sarb R @StealthPanther4]

Little known fact: everyone actually CAN kiss my butt !

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

GERD gang rise up

[laurel @pigeoncowboys]

life can be pretty cool because you can get a bagel. but there’s also the horrors

[Shannon Lane Taylor (she/her) @shannonltaylor]

girls don't want jewelry, girls want the giant cape coat NFL players get to wear on the sidelines when it's cold

[Sarb R @StealthPanther4]

Calling the ASPCSS (American society for the prevention of cruelty to sourdough starters) on myself

[Eamon @eamon2tweet]

Treat yourself like Rt 28 and never stop working on yourself no matter how inconvenient it is for anyone else.