Steamboat Comedy

Steamboat Comedy is the go-to outlet for stand-up comedy in the 'Boat. Our mission is to create a space for local comics to hone their craft.

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#ComedyontheMountain at @Steamboatresort is a show for all ages!
Come check out Bruce Gray and Kelly Ryan next weekend! Tickets are available at https://t.co/32YVhiAS0z
#ComedyNight #StandUpComedy #LiveComedy #FunnyPeople #GoodTimes

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The ultimate insult? 'Rat bastard.' It's not just about betrayal; it's about doing it knowingly and shittily. Definitely someone to avoid. #Insults #WordPlay #PopCulture

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David Beckham: the ultimate corporate whore? 🤯 With endorsements from Home Depot to McDonald's and a net worth over $1B, it's wild to see him still chasing that extra scratch. What's he even spending it on? #DavidBeckham #CelebrityEndorsements #CorporateWhore

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Forget history lessons, 'The Odyssey' is the cinematic event of the year! My dad, who never read it, LOVED it. Seriously, best movie EVER. Christopher Nolan is a genius. More Odyssey, less Oscar bait! #TheOdyssey #MovieReview #Nolan

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Pilot: 'We might have to make an emergency landing.' Me: 'Great, another delay.' Turns out, my direct flight involved 3 planes, a tire change, and a full crash landing drill. Missed the gig, but hey, at least I'm an Eagle Scout. ✈️ #TravelFail #FlightStories #Funny

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Joke from of a card:
Australia found mysterious space objects and the Aussie Space Agency's basically asking NASA, "Why the f*** do you guys have one?" Honestly, we're letting them build rockets? Pretty sure it'd just be a giant boomerang. #Space #Australia #Humor

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Jelly Roll and Bunny are divorcing? My faith in true love just took a hit... until I remembered they're cartoon characters. 🤷‍♀️ And speaking of movie references, who else remembers the diner heist scene from Pulp Fiction? Good times! #PopCulture #MovieJokes

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The Pursuit of Happiness: a feel-good movie about a guy becoming a total scumbag stockbroker to make ends meet. True story! Apparently, being a piece of s*** is the key to success. #MovieReview #ThePursuitOfHappyness

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Joke from a card:

#ArmieHammer #Hollywood #Comeback

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Matt Newland's sentences that have never been said before!
Some thoughts never meant to be spoken aloud. #Funny #Random

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Tired of vaping? Try this weird trick: only vape in your car. Make yourself walk outside and get in the car every time. Eventually, you'll be so over it, you'll quit. #QuitVaping #LifeHacks

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Forest fires used to be a rare inconvenience, now they're a yearly summer nightmare. Seems like the only thing getting hotter than the planet is the Mayan calendar theory... and Michael Jordan's hoop earring demands for apocalypse survival pods. #ClimateChange #Wildfires #Funny

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Dior vs. Chanel for Taylor Swift's wedding? Turns out it was just 2 lizards getting married, and people are buying their trash on eBay. Who gives a sh*t? #PopCulture #Savage

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Trying to fix America's problems? One 'solution' involves rounding up the homeless, cramming them into boxcars, and sending them to Mexico with a 'fireworks' stamp. Apparently, they love explosions. #USProblems #PoliticalHumor

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Soccer fans? They're next-level emotional! 😭 Forget #WorldCupVibes #FanLife #Soccer

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Yelling 'War Eagle' in Tuscaloosa or letting an 80-year-old Asian woman drive in a snowstorm? One involves potential beatdowns, the other, a spiritual journey with Jesus behind the wheel. The choice is clear (and hilarious). #WouldYouRather #Funny

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Noah Kahan's unique request to fans: stop pooping in their pants at concerts... and start pooping in HIS pants instead? 🤔 Turns out, cleaning up crowd #NoahKahan #ConcertFails #MusicNews

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Timothée Chalamet just won 'Corporate Whore of the Week' for shilling out in Kalshi and Adidas commercials. Even A-listers need that extra scratch, I guess. Major celeb energy move! #TimotheeChalamet #CelebNews #Hollywood

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Time for the underrated insult of the week! 'Chud'! Used to call someone boorish, dumb, or a loser. It's even slang for regressive political views. Unleash your inner comedian and call someone a hideous fuggin chud! #Insults #Comedy #Slang

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The world's literally on fire and we might be dead. So naturally, we're recording one last podcast. Gonna squeeze in this episode like it's 1999, baby! #Comedy #PodcastLife #WildTimes