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Reader of comics, writer of adventures, maker of things, and user of Oxford commas. He/Him

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I've published my first thing on #DMsguild. I guess I can call myself a content creator now? #nilbog #dnd

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Okay. Hear me out:
A Biopic of Jim Varney starring John Cena

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@NemesisOverdri1 @willquinnart Are there no exceptions made for bunny actors?

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@GailSimone "Pep-rrrr, DVM" with a little doggie on the logo.

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@GailSimone But easy to do!

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I've heard fireflies are a good indicator of environmental health. Last year my back yard had only had maybe 7-15 little butts light up per minute.

This year my back yard is like a little fireworks display.

#fireflies #ILikeTheShowButImTalkingAboutRealOnes

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@WallE132

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It just occurred to me that there is an entire generation of X-Men fans out there for whom Wolverine's origin was never a mystery.
#Xmen #Wolverine

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@GailSimone Generally, that's not what people mean when they say a Rogues Gallery, but I think this Idea might have legs.

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@WeirdBongs Except that not all of them were his. Many of his monstrosities were his sister's toys. And sure, he didn't know the toys could hurt, he knew she could, and he enjoyed that aspect of it, too.

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@GailSimone I bet in this one, Venom will beat lot of normal people, complicate Brock's life, then meet another symbiote that Venom swears they can't beat because it's stronger, and then they beat the other symbiote.

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@GailSimone Cradle Will Rock

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@GailSimone Ringo taught us how to stand up straight. Is that not enough for you?

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Clearly, Cyke burned the burgers so bad they are now 100% carbon. As such, he is using pressure from his Force beams to turn them into diamonds.

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I just backed Good Dog, Bad Zombie: A Cooperative Board Game (2nd Edition) on @Kickstarter https://t.co/FrK5QcgnDk

I picked up first edition a few years ago at Pax Unplugged, and this is honestly a great game. Do I need the 2nd edition? No. Am I buying it anyway? Absolutely.

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@GailSimone As I understand it, "The Final Countdown" was written about how pizza takes too long to reheat in the oven.

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@CriticalBard Between the time I left Saria on the bridge to the time I got Epona as an adult, Navi was my only friend. And if I couldn't be bothered to just listen once in a while? Then what kind of friend am I?

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@GailSimone I'm sorry to anyone who believes the professor would be any of the X-Men. He is now, always has been, and always will be Reed Richards.

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DM tip: if a PC refuses to stop a bad guy because there's nothing in it for him, have that PC come home to find out that same bad guy has since killed the PC's uncle.
#DnD #SpiderMan #WithGreatPowerMustAlsoComeGreatResponsibility

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Twitter has suspended Nelson Mandela's grandson, as he's about to set off on the Freedom Flotilla to take aid to Gaza.

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@GailSimone It's called Shogun, not Telgun. They're not going to come right out and say it.