Stephen Clarkson

It makes great television watching the world end

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@utdreport @FabrizioRomano Hopefully something crazy happens

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@__juststfu We'll let you have that one

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@GNev2 Do a bit about how moving a hair bobble is a red card, and studs halfway up the shin is a yellow. Break it down for me like I'm 5 years old.

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Do hospitals send the sick to the crucible to free up beds #WorldChampionship

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@ringmagazine It was never going to be the easiest fight to referee in all fairness.

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@piersmorgan Aye it'll just cruise over Turkey and Romania, then across most of Western Europe without being intercepted

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@afneil This could've been us if we were involved and they gave us the intelligence

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@realDonaldTrump Tyrell Malacia just called you a paedo

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@afneil @GMB Going on like they were scrapping in the car park. Complete nothing burger. Even Kemi said she isn't even bothered.

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@jimcramer Saw this earlier and lolled

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@afneil Bovino and Noem's speeches were the same pretty much word for word. I wonder who came up with that, if that's come from the top it'll be interesting viewing.

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It's fucking unbearable man. Sack the cunt for the sake of my mental health #Amorim

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John Higgins looks like he got prepped for a hair transplant but then didn't get the follicles put in

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Fuck me just sack him FFS #Amorim

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Every week just a disorganised mess. Hoping some hoof into the box or a Dalot long throw will make something happen. Unbearably shite #MUFC

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@rioferdy5 Need to play normal tactics instead of this over thought mess

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@theRealEnzoMac Can you go again tomorrow morning Enzo, picturing Dalot.

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@FlamurKrasnq @lacescael @fxyzul Not in the same way which is the important thing. It's not the loan value that's taken into account, it's how much you pay each month which is often only in the 10's of pounds.

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@AlanStrickland I'm a labour voter and former party member.

Is this what terrorism looks like under you guys? You've lost your way completely.

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@Ryanair