jackie daytona

an archetype, a cliche, a cartoon

[jackie daytona @Steele_Sean]

taking some acro classes for the first time this weekend and I think it's a good time to remind myself that I am absolutely too old to go join the circus

[jackie daytona @Steele_Sean]

just got a google invitation to go to a museum with my friend, I guess this is what being 30 is

[jackie daytona @Steele_Sean]

many things are bad right now but this spring sun is really making my peepers pop

[jackie daytona @Steele_Sean]

just feels like those italians were onto something

[jackie daytona @Steele_Sean]

ever have a slice of pizza so good it renews your faith in the roman catholic church

[jackie daytona @Steele_Sean]

just overheard a man confidently state "there is a disease called popcorn lung that you get from opening too many bags of popcorn"

[jackie daytona @Steele_Sean]

love that the only decent thing you can get at mcdonald's is breakfast and they just keep shortening the amount of time it's available

[jackie daytona @Steele_Sean]

desperately need a fall out boy cover of i want you to want me

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

two thousand years ago these guys' ancestors had this exact argument in Roman Judea and i think that's beautiful

[jackie daytona @Steele_Sean]

sometimes it seems like the orthodox teens think i am lying about not being jewish

[jackie daytona @Steele_Sean]

making a rare appearance on here to celebrate kissinger's death properly

[Bill Pourquoimec @BillPourquoimec]

Ornette Coleman playing Guitar Hero

[jackie daytona @Steele_Sean]

thought i was past my mommy issues until i opened instagram to an e girl whispering "are you a good boy"

[jackie daytona @Steele_Sean]

gatekeeping.... reading?

[jackie daytona @Steele_Sean]

manhattan is a wonderful place where people will tell you completely seriously that you should do something that is "only ten thousand dollars"

[jackie daytona @Steele_Sean]

took twitter off my phone which was largely a good decision but what am i supposed to do with my dumb little thoughts now

[Magdalene J. Taylor @magdajtaylor]

the in/out list is a time honored womanly tradition that I will always respect

[jackie daytona @Steele_Sean]

would like to see joyce carol oates do a hot ones

[jackie daytona @Steele_Sean]

is it just me or does this lion look like jake gyllenhaal

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

Should I take over as Twitter CEO?