hornets fan 😀

a god, a ghost, a man, a guru

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

“I’m Jake Tapper, tonight correspondent Laura Loomer dives into Hunter Biden’s deranged trolling, Kellyanne Conway reveals Joe Biden fell asleep watching TV again, and Ian Miles Cheong confirms Biden is the reason he’s never left Malaysia. Those stories and Catturd, tonight.”

[hornets fan 😀 @steelepartridge]

@HunterBiden @MurbsSox Please go on the bulwark pod w Tim

[Samrah @_Chemist1]

people who got some WHIMSY and WEIRDNESS going on are the best people you'll ever meet.

[Namzy @namzyvibez]

Bro recreated the entire Smooth Criminal vibe at work and the “Annie are you okay?” part actually took me out 😭🔥

Nah this is legendary 💀
I just hope bro doesn’t get fired after this 😳🔥

[hornets fan 😀 @steelepartridge]

america is so cooked. we are about to have $6 gas and the trump mafia rakes in billions from crypto, foreign investors, and the marks they continue to bilk for donations. Now they want to give $1,776,000,000 of taxpayer money to the J6ers and Michael Flynn

[hornets fan 😀 @steelepartridge]

@LLinWood Nothing less christlike than maga

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Lmao SNL finally got Aziz Ansari to do Kash Patel and he absolutely nailed it 🤣💀

[hornets fan 😀 @steelepartridge]

@TorreySmithWR I hope my auburn tigers can turn it around I’m so sick

[hornets fan 😀 @steelepartridge]

@captainseahawk You gonna be in Pittsburgh this week?

[hornets fan 😀 @steelepartridge]

Joe Rogan is short af lol

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

Buying weed from from that weird dude whose house always smelled like cat piss flavored incense... And getting to take few hits out of his bong that was more expensive than his car... Was a core memory that a lot of you will never find in a depensary.

[Skely @123skely]

God compensated millennials for living through the “great awokening”, by making them all age really slow.

[hornets fan 😀 @steelepartridge]

Stoner/doom and ancient Assyria

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Too many people in their 30s and 40s are afraid of being out of step with the youth. You *should* be out of step with the youth. You need to be discovering very niche genres of music. You need to develop a fixation with an historical era. Welcome to being gloriously uncool.

[hornets fan 😀 @steelepartridge]

I was born on a Wednesday, got shit to do

[白夜 ♡ @Spamfromk]

why are men always ok with doing nothing for their birthday?

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[Movie Moments Analyst @Movies_analyst]

During Free Guy (2021), a lighting issue made the studio lights so bright they effectively blinded Taika Waititi mid scene, but instead of stopping, he improvised by staring into the light and acting like he was being abducted by aliens.

[King Targaryen 🐉 @KingTargaryenn]

La recarga que hace Val Kilmer durante el atraco al banco en Heat (1995) es tan técnicamente perfecta que, durante años, las imágenes de esa escena se han utilizado como material de entrenamiento por instructores de Fuerzas Especiales para enseñar a recargar bajo fuego enemigo.

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

As much as I love Godzilla, this man was the absolute hero of cinema during COVID

[∿ @somewheresy]

I very commonly try and explain to non-Americans to get them to understand how much of our country is just a sparse Taliban-like faction radically upset they can’t build cities because their kids keep leaving for modern civilization.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Why do millennials age like they found a glitch in the system? They’ll say they’re pushing 40 and still look like they just graduated yesterday. What's the secret?