Boone

no marigolds in the promised land, there’s a hole in the ground where they used to grow #GoPackGo #HailState

[Deacon Blues @dribrats77]

Google “Steely Dan” right now. I promise you’re gonna like what you see

[TheLandryShift🌹 @TheLandryShift]

Getting executed by the police because the totally innocuous Skynet camera told them I was a killer

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

Drank 6 beers. Feel amazing. Surely 6 more will double this feeling

[Robert Skvarla @RobertSkvarla]

America 250 is going well

[Centrism Fan Acct 🔹 @Wilson__Valdez]

It's not just that they're doing corruption, but they're doing the kind of corruption that is basically "guy hands over a cartoon money sack with dollar signs on it" corruption.

[Malcolm Harris @BigMeanInternet]

When I was a kid my dad would act hella surprised when I hadn't seen movies and I always had to be like no dad, I haven't seen Cool Hand Luke.

[31stCenturyCombat @faithandheresy]

America is fundamentally about making your own individual life easier at the expense of everyone else.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

honestly one of the most humiliating decisions in professional sports history and proof that there are no adults left in the room trying to advocate for the League, just a bunch of billionaires trying to shake every last quarter out of their piggy banks

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The Trump administration has opened up part of the Grand Canyon for oil and gas drilling.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump has announced the closure of country’s primary bee research lab.

This comes after a recent breakthrough discovery of bee venom showing promising results in curing cancer.

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

What could go wrong? Why not take a walk with your best friend in the woods, boy? We’re the freest country in the world. Take a sip from the stream, hear the mournful call of the last bird. There’s no better place to die young than here

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Trump 2 environmental policy

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

"The story of Moses and the Golden Calf... which I assume most Evangelical leaders have read"

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

So you can just redraw congressional districts overnight but not if voters pass the maps? 💀

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

When you’re normal people from a normal country

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Rick Scott’s net worth is $515 million.

[Nick @NickZararis]

The failure of reconstruction has been a slow death march to this

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Amazing