Steely Van

science is my bae. witticism is my crush.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Bars across the country are prepping for record-breaking margarita sales tonight. Fair winds and following seas, Jimmy Buffet.

[Zach Covey @ZachCoveyTV]

INCREDIBLE VIDEO | Heartbreaking footage to watch. This is a time-lapse video from Steinhatchee, Florida early Wednesday morning as storm surge from Hurricane Idalia pushed ashore. Surge values could top out over 10 feet in spots around this location. #Idalia #FLwx

[MacDill AFB @MacDill_AFB]

All aircraft on the installation have been evacuated/secured in preparation for #HurricaneIdalia . During the evacuation, the 50th ARS recorded St. Elmo’s fire, a weather phenomenon in which luminous plasma is created in an atmospheric electric field.

[Steely Van @Steelyvan75]

@JonnyBones Adorable!

[Ed @Ed_Brasil0514]

Alright now. Good Night ya’ll. 🥱😴 #UFC257 #GoodNight #Sleepy

[Jorday_parlay @LostJordan10]

When you try and tell the bouncer your sober enough to go in. #UFC257

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Michael Chandler calls out McGregor, Poirier and Khabib after his UFC debut 👀

#UFC257

(via @ufc)

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

Hey @realDonaldTrump, i see ur job-hunting! The Presidency isn't a good fit 4 u, but this might work: http://t.co/sOp3BUxuk5 #FindTrumpAjob

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

my only talent is sleeping

[Diya Kaur ☬ @DiyaKaurEternal]

Life wasn't complicated enough
So they decided to invent statistics .

[Master Leo @silent_musings]

I have deep respect to those who struggle through life's shit yet continue to strengthen others to be an example. You are life's backbone.

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

There are baby faces in her knees.

[Alan Garner @AIanHangover]

real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

A drone found a man with no chill sunbathing on top of a 200 foot wind turbine http://t.co/4h9YBNRUqX

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

Donald Trump just got a brilliant drag makeover http://t.co/zICCcHzRT6

[Bliss Beach @BlissBleach]

At the end of the day, I don't say "At the end of the day"...

[Steely Van @Steelyvan75]

@mishacollins @WIRED Maybe it's just me but sturdy rumps can be fun (fun fact #6)

[Steely Van @Steelyvan75]

I #vote for @RandomActsOrg #UpgradeYourWorld !