Steezus Christ

Blessing you

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“Acquired taste” aka taste like shit but all the cool people like it

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Also if I stay still for like 5 mins I can sleep anywhere, so that’s pretty cool

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Sneezing while peeing, talk about a trick shot

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Few things worse than accidentally eating a sweet pickle

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Is it just me or is the word “nother” look misspelled

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

OBAMAGATE!

[Sammy Muto @thisismuto]

Looking at my Robinhood like....

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@AdamSchefter They look like a German semi-pro uniforms

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@AdamSchefter The only time of the year to hammer the under is ruined

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Aliens are running the Hunger Games on earth... Send in the Murder Hornets #flatearth

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Sooo we can’t eat chicken of the cave?

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I miss the witching hour

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Goodell is such a boner #suckfartsgoodell

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Time to run it back @RobGronkowski!

[Jessica Smetana @jessica_smetana]

Has anyone ever looked more like their own name than Larry Bird

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Horseradish sauce is just white people wasabi #lol

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Do you ever wonder when your last game of beer pong might be? #thoughts

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@sccootermcgaven My brain just grew 6 inches

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How do dogs not get cavities

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Yo @WhiteClaw can we get a 16 pack of the straight tangerine, por favor?