🚨JUST IN: An Enhanced Games athlete won without taking any steroids or performance enhancing drugs
Hunter Armstrong won the 50m backstroke as a “non-enhanced” athlete
Joan Laporta getting escorted out of the Allianz Arena after submitting this bid for Harry Kane:
€2m (€1m now, rest in 2031) + 1 year spotify subscription + Lewandowski signed jersey
🚨 Szczęsny: “My league-winning percentage with Barcelona is 100%, I’ve won 2 out of 2. Yours is 75%, Lewy”
Lewandowski: “With Bayern Munich, my percentage was 100%.”
Szczęsny: “With Arsenal, mine was also 100%… but of NOT winning.” 😭
Eric Kripke says Donald Trump posting a photo of himself as Jesus ruined the Homelander as God joke in ‘THE BOYS’.
“A month ago when we were talking about marketing, I was like, Homelander saying he’s God is so out there. We have to be careful about how we even introduce the idea to the public because they’ll say he’s gone too far and here we are. It’s just really hard to out-satire this world.”
(Source: https://t.co/qmq48tStfA)
Hater Central this year:
0 Goals/Assists
0-4 vs Bayern
0 Invites to Charity Match
Blocked by Arsenal
Cooked by Wirtz 8 Matches In A Row
BLOCKABLE ON HIS DAY 💫💫💫