Stefan Halisky 🇺🇦🇨🇦

Likes writing...hates sneezing.

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Tell me you’re Canadian without telling me you’re Canadian. #Canada

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@alicecooper Great album - No Man’s Land in particular is one of my all-time favourite songs.

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And the summer of Revelation continues…what the actual hail. #ONStorm #ottawa #stittsville

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Overheard in heaven today:

“Nothing compares 2 U.”
“I know U R, but what am I?”

#RIPSineadOConnor #rippaulreubens

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That was a Bene-dick move @Jeopardy ! #jeopardy

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When it comes to people annoying me, I’ve been trying to take a “kill them with kindness” approach. But, so far, no fatalities. Can anyone explain what I might be doing wrong? #FridayFeeling

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@TheAuthorGuy @Rschooley I knew there was a reason why you are my favourite author. #TheMenu

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@FallonTonight Not quite country. Not quite tornado. But do yourself a favour and check out all the #furnaceface that you can find.

https://t.co/Ej4zztYkGV

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F*** Valentine’s Day…

Kill Halloween…

Merry Christmas!!!

#MerryChristmas

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I think this year’s scariest #Halloween costume will be “IT”. You wouldn’t believe how many people are irrationally terrified of pronouns! #wednesdaythought

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Doesn’t “Raised Manhole” sound like a condition requiring a proctologist?

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Amazing to hear the @alicecooper classic Big Apple Dreamin’ (Hippo) on the latest episode of Only Murders in the Building.

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@RonFilipkowski To be fair, I thought this dirt patch looked like him. Of course that might have been because just before I took the picture, my dog was peeing on it.

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@colbertlateshow Pee-Man: Disaster of the Qniverse (an inaction figURINE)

We Don’t Talk About Don-o

#HeWhoShallBeNamed #LSSC

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#AlfieToTheHall

[Alfie To The Hall @AlfieToTheHall]

#Sens fans! We need your help!

We believe @DAlfredsson11 deserves to be inducted into the @HockeyHallFame.

RETWEET if you think it's time to send #AlfieToTheHall!!!

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@colbertlateshow Pee-Man: Disaster of the Qniverse (An Inaction FigURINE) #HeWhoShallBeNamed

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It’s like the old saying goes: April snowstorms bring May heatwaves. And also May snowstorms. #climatechangeisreal

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Q: What did #WillSmith leave on #ChrisRock at the #Oscars ?

A: The Fresh Prints Over Hair.

#WillAndChris #Oscar #Oscar2022

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When it comes to Glovers, can we agree that Donald seems more like a Danny, and Danny seems more like a Donald. Crispin is a Crispin.

@donaldglover @mrdannyglover @CrispinGlover #ThursdayThoughts

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We Don’t Talk About Don-o #HeWhoShallBeNamed #LSSC @colbertlateshow @StephenAtHome