Colonial Magpie

An underemployed twentysomething chasing a specter of The American Dream.

[Colonial Magpie @StefanieRobin]

... wait, Alexa said she was playing Jimmy Kimmel, but it sounds more like @jimmyfallon? Now I have to check if they collab'd, otherwise Alexa's more derp than I already thought lol

[Colonial Magpie @StefanieRobin]

I asked Alexa to play #jaimiecullum but she started a playlist of #jimmykimmel instead. Intrigued, I let it play. OMG this silly shit is really helping with my #isolationblues LOL. TY @JimmyKimmelLive for being you.

[Colonial Magpie @StefanieRobin]

@realfunghi Definitely "C", Elijah Wood Tobey Maguire LOL

[Team Katie @TeamKatiePorter]

I did the math: a full battery of coronavirus testing costs at minimum $1,331.

I also did the legal research: the Administration has the authority to make testing free for every American TODAY.

I secured a commitment from a high-level Trump official that they’d actually do it.

[Colonial Magpie @StefanieRobin]

@AM_McCarthy @PadmaLakshmi Undeniably qualified! We need uncorrupted politicians like Warren working on major issues right now, but I personally believe Sanders has the best "big picture" focus to put ppl like Warren (and other highly qualified progressives) where they'll do the most good and get shit done

[Colonial Magpie @StefanieRobin]

@Cernunnos_Stag @AM_McCarthy @PadmaLakshmi

[Colonial Magpie @StefanieRobin]

@RidgeKayser If you truly care about the issue (and aren't just trolling) the documentary "13th" spells it out in very clear terms.

[Colonial Magpie @StefanieRobin]

Lives are ruined every day by the drug policies put in place by racists decades ago. They're now free labor and cash cows for the private prison system. If ever freed, they are scarred, often, beyond repair. It's inhumane. #WarrenEndorseBernie

[Colonial Magpie @StefanieRobin]

@RidgeKayser More "reform" hiding the agenda of prison industry profiteers and racists. It does nothing about the hoards we're incarcerating for victimless crimes, it just puts them in programs with pricey tech. #followthemoney !

[Ralph Nader @RalphNader]

Young Americans back Bernie Sanders in big numbers. But most have not voted in early primaries. They let Bernie down. Their voice, their jobs, student loans, health insurance and overall better future at stake. Wake up, turn out. This may be your last chance. -R

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

.@ewarren has taken on the most powerful corporate interests because she cares about those who have been left behind. Without her, the progressive movement would not be nearly as strong as it is today. I know that she'll stay in this fight and we are grateful that she will.

[Colonial Magpie @StefanieRobin]

My father died of a treatable cancer due to preventable complications. We had to fight the current healthcare system for his literal life every step of the way and lost. Get off you high horse and let's get #HealthCareForAll PLEASE #WarrenDemocrats #WarrenEndorseBernie

[Colonial Magpie @StefanieRobin]

Friends, the need for change is too great for pettiness and protest votes. I'm begging everyone with enough empathy to hear the desperation of those who might literally not survive 4 more yrs of the same bs to back the only other true progressive. #WarrenEndorseBernie

[Colonial Magpie @StefanieRobin]

I'm still crushed. It should have been Warren and Sanders fighting for delegates at the top. Biden and Bloombutt are just 2 sides of the same coin used by the corporations that currently run shit.

[Colonial Magpie @StefanieRobin]

This country is so fucked. Y'all better show up in November to #VoteBlue, damn your complacent asses or chipped shoulders. #WarrenDemocrats #NeverBernie #NeverBiden

[Colonial Magpie @StefanieRobin]

@rmayemsinger I know I can't wait to go back to sleep, content to let corporations continue to run our country into the ground. I'll die early from a treatable disease, so it doesn't matter to me that they're destroying the planet. At least he's not trump! #Biden2020

[Colonial Magpie @StefanieRobin]

@karenrayphoto It must be fucking nice to only have to think of our nominee as a security blanket mascot.