Stefan's Diary

I love the feel of an ink-dipped quill pressing against crisp, blank pages. Allow me to whisper my secrets into the empty abyss that is life.

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Dear Diary: Being a guilt-free Ripper is fun and all, but human bloodstains are such a pain to remove. Tide sticks can only do so much! 😕

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Dear Diary: Enzo used my dry shampoo without asking, then had the gall to upload the evidence to Instagram. #imdone

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Dear Diary, Whoever said brotherhood is #abondthatcantbebroken hasn't had Damon draw phallic symbols all over their most intimate thoughts.

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Dear Diary, I know I should be tracking down Damon and Enzo's whereabouts, but CVS just emailed a coupon for 30% off hair products. #dilemma

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Dear Diary, Everyone keeps telling me my eyebrows are on "fleek." Help! What does this even mean? Why are people making up words?

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Dear Diary, I love Caroline, but pressing our dessicated lips together? No thanks. Pass the Chapstick!

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Dear Diary, #TheDress debate hurts my brain more than a witchy migraine. Or that time my girlfriend dumped me for my brother.

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Dear Diary, Today I saw an angel. And when she started to sing, the heavens opened up and the sun shone down, a spotlight on her beauty.

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Dear Diary, Today I kissed my best friend and her lips warmed my soul like a crackling fire on a cold winter's eve.

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Dear Diary, I am sitting on my bed, crying, because so many people I love are dying and they'll never know who A is on Pretty Little Liars.

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@sexygodDamon Hello, brother.

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Dear Diary, These arms were meant for hugging and that's just what they'll do. One of these days these arms are gonna be all over you.

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Dear Diary, #EnzoTheWorst. That is all.

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Dear Diary, I randomly ran my fingers through my hair (to style it) & I heard Caroline whisper, "Absentmindedly making me want you." Weird.

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Dear Diary, A brother is the best friend a guy can have. Didn't fully understand this until now. #MissYouDamon http://t.co/nFImk06XSK

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Dear Diary, I don't even know what to write. Damon is gone and I feel like half of me is missing.

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Dear Diary, Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll be chased by bunnies around the park: http://t.co/rDaiZejCcm #sojealous #yum

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Dear Diary, I gave Katherine a butler bell in case she needed anything while on her deathbed. That said, is it wrong to ask for a gift back?

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Dear Diary, Elena made eggnog and I drank it to be polite. If I wasn't already dead, her lethal holiday "treat" would have surely killed me.

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Dear Diary, I am irate. Damon stole my new diary & scribbled "bewbs" all over it. Is this because I scratched up his favorite reading chair?