Steff Steff

[maria @guevaraholica]

Whoever came up with the phrase “scratch a liberal and fascist bleeds” was fr writing poetry

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The Oklahoma City Thunder will retire Russell Westbrook's No. 0 in the rafters on Feb. 7.

[Joanne🎀🫃🏿 @Msjoanneeee]

One of the perks of being jobless is it makes you very observant.

The dogs on my street are in a gang and i recently noticed they've ostracized one. i suspect it's because he tried to leave so he has been home more often now. i should learn dog coz this gist looks interesting

[riot sHain 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @LilFigurative]

a$ap rocky: two birds, they twin beaks, made two mills, that's twin meeks, whip too wide for these thin streets,
big sean interrupting: big ass, twin cheeks

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

My parents would intentionally use words we didn’t know and have a dictionary at the table at dinner.

If this is something to mock then a lot of you aren’t fit to be parents or students.

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Ask and you shall receive

[Steff Steff @Steffaffect]

😂😂😂😂

[TOXI'S ALBUM OUT NOW 🌎 @toximixs]

if you self produce i don't wanna hear none of that "turn me up a lil bit" in your tracks. no more making up engineers.

[𝓜 @Midewontmiss]

What’s a polite way to tell someone, “I’m not discussing this with you because your entire understanding of the subject is built on so many interconnected misconceptions that correcting them would require uninstalling your current worldview and starting the tutorial from birth”?

[Mano @manosundaresan]

Need E-40 to say Yaxel Lendeborg

[Oh No He Didn't 🤯 @ohnohedidnt24]

Jalen Brunson postgame:

"Just want to say RIP to Stacey King who we lost recently. Person who I knew when I was in high school out here. He supported our team a lot. His kids went to Stevenson. Just to see him not here today, it's a little sad. And so I just want to say my thoughts and prayers with him and his family. And we miss him"

[Jared Garlic @chiweethedog]

this man, my personal hero of all heroes, Alan Colie was found not guilty of wounding youtube prankster Tanner Cook in Virginia. this sets an important precedent if a youtuber threatens or harasses you, you can just start blasting and ask questions later.

[NEET @NEETOCRACY]

“Support small businesses” = pay $7 for a coffee made by a fаggot

[bevin @Kevchesterr]

LMFAAAOOOOOO

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Uh oh: the other white guy at Aldi clearly thinks we’re on some sort of team together

[vio @Erogetism]

first day working at a domestic violence hotline and idk why everyone thinks this is a pizza place ive hung up on so many people lol

[thankful milf ☭ @mommunist420]

k so i think i mean people with normal grandmas mostly

[DREAMBOY💙 @s_sibomvu]

When I’m taking a shower and a song I don’t like come on

[N. Bourbaki, Professor of Logic at Science U @d08890]

this is the kind of thing you can only really say honestly if you've very inattentive, or have been surrounded by people roughly as intelligent as you your whole life

one or two encounters with extreme intelligence are enough to cure you of this nursery fantasy

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

When somebody vacuuming and they bouta do in front of the couch 😭😂