Stef Tales

Things are happening, yo. Writer • Loser • White Trash • Existential Psycho • Adventure guaranteed - if not, there will at least be a good story •

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I just wrote a review on Morris https://t.co/8hxtw7Ejy8 via @yotpo

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Science teachers are too afraid to teach students about the element of surprise

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@badomenscult didn’t have to go that hard, but you know, they had to do it to us

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I can’t hear you over the sound of me and my person sitting in Starbucks writing our bestsellers

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“Continuity’s for fucking pussies, Steve”

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@jnjmemes @jadeebonyharris

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I’m not a bridge elitist, but I’m not moving over the bridge.

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“It’s my summer obsession, they said. Well it’s my winter depression” @jadeebonyharris talking about a song written about her

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@jadeebonyharris Honestly true

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Honestly, who let up the chance to name beauticians “waxedermists”?

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@HoytsAustralia Hey @HoytsAustralia still having ongoing issues with swapping my session. Can’t contact anyone via phone. Is there a direct no I can call to sort this out?

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Hey @HoytsAustralia I need help swapping a booking. Tried calling the cinema for the last hour and a half but no response. Also left an email. Could you help a gal out?

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@iamarnoldperez @ladygaga One day!!!

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@jadeebonyharris @sidewayssIeeper Also me

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@HoytsAustralia Your amazing, @HoytsAustralia twitter god! Just did!

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I’ve hit a new level of procrastination where I���m putting off doing work even though if I did the work I could leave work early. You feel me?

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What up ding dongs!

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So....I just gatecrashed a v exclusive tv afterparty...saw some celebrities...drank some wine...took some photos...got some stares...got more stares...hightailed it out of there before someone realised I shouldn’t be there... all within 15 minutes #toprung

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Every time I hear a twenty one pilots song, I feel like robbing a bank in slow motion. But like, everyone else is in real time and equally confused as to what is happening

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@jadeebonyharris Omg