Stella

⚡️Women didn't tell pollsters we were voting blue. We learned that sort of life-saving discretion back in the witch-burning days.⚡️

[Stella @StellaDucks]

Jane of the North@JaneotN—They used to throw women in water to see if they were witches. If they drowned? Innocent. Now they say the only abortion exception is if the woman's life is at risk. If she dies, she was at risk. You can see the recurring flaw in the methodology.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

The video montage of Tim Walz is 🔥🔥🔥

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

Must listen. @americansunited

[Stella @StellaDucks]

Christian nationalism ain't Christian

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

Must listen. @americansunited

[Mike Madrid @madrid_mike]

Pennsylvania had the highest number of Republican defectors to Biden of all the swing states in 2020

[Justin Sherin @wychstreet]

Anyway, last point: Walz got into politics bc he took his students to a GW Bush rally & they were kicked out bc one wore a Kerry badge. He got mad. You can sell things like that.

[Stella @StellaDucks]

@GretaGrace20 Well daggone it; if you DON'T think about others, (esp. kids), when Christmas is such a gargantuan gifting / dining / partying time, while so many (esp. kids) are left out of it, what's wrong with you? Along with Charles Dickens, that's all I hear her saying.

[Claude Taylor @TrueFactsStated]

What the actual fuck?

[Stella @StellaDucks]

https://t.co/sJ9oDftyOu

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Trump is screwed. The plea deal Jenna Ellis has agreed to is far more sweeping in its scope than some people have reported.

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

One of my primary goals on Twitter is to make you laugh out loud at your phone so everybody thinks you're crazy.

[erica orden @eorden]

Supreme Court nixes effort to stall Trump’s sentencing in hush money case https://t.co/sRhhXpuou9

[Leaundra Ross 🪷💙💚🏈⚾️ @LeaundraRoss]

I'm going to keep telling y'all who she clerked for and you will get it.

John Roberts and Brett Kavanaugh.

Sometimes the wife is just as horrible as the husband.
Everyone always wants to make excuses for them.

Nah, she's not a good person either.

[Adam James Pollock @AdamPollock]

French onion soup is my absolute favourite soup of all time! It’s super cheap to make, and it tastes like love.

In this thread I’ll show you how to make it!

[Mark Queppet @MarkQueppet]

After helping thousands of guys quit porn, I've found that addictive sexual fetishes are always about something other than sex.

So for example, one client today realized that he was hooked on cam girls because he wanted to be HEARD.

He feels like people don't take him seriously in his life, but the cam girls do (because he pays them, obviously).

When we took it deeper, it became clear that the real issue is that he didn't take his OWN emotions or desires seriously, so even when people were "listening" to him, they weren't really HEARING him... because he wasn't speaking or acting from his heart.

[Stella @StellaDucks]

@sunflowerfemmm well known fascist groups do this for men like trump in their organizations too! It's so crazy.

[Stella @StellaDucks]

The Middletown Mall 'hillbilly's' wife
@GaleSinatra—Yes, voting against paid family leave, medical leave, child tax credit extensions, all of which her husband has done, does make it harder on families.

[The Recount @therecount]

Usha Vance defends her husband JD Vance's "childless cat ladies" comments as a "quip":

"What he was really saying is that it can be really hard to be a parent in [U.S.]. And sometimes our policies are designed...[to] make it even harder... I understand why he was saying that."

[I Smoked Mitch McConnell's Brain @BlackKnight10k]

Can only guess what side of the civil war the white guy who fled the fall of apartheid is on

[Stella @StellaDucks]

Trump allies crush misinformation research despite Supreme Court loss: https://t.co/LmIuzkAvn8

[Stella @StellaDucks]

@MetalicMariposa @hollowearthterf Hahahahaha! I listened in on my brother's nasty gossip habits waaaay too much to assign tearing others apart to chick world. Get a new song, yong.