Homemade Ayahuasca

[Homemade Ayahuasca @StembuLive]

Inter-House games mentality

[Politician's Hangman KE @kiarie_KNK]

You just know it's a 3rd world country when the player who plays at the highest level for his club team is automatically made setpiece taker , number 10 , captain 😂 mandem can be playing LB for his club, but if it's a top club, when he pulls up to national team he's CAM

[Homemade Ayahuasca @StembuLive]

@StillGenje Can't bring myself to watch the trailers. It feels like...Blasphemy?

[Homemade Ayahuasca @StembuLive]

@kiarie_KNK Buda unaamka 3 am lying that you want to watch the playoffs kumbe it's to have more time to hate TAA. Nakucheki sana!

[Homemade Ayahuasca @StembuLive]

@carltonkitheka1 Thing is, Blankers is an open-air event. In the line of kina Wireless and Coachella. You can tell from their whole "Kenyan Summer" shtick. I understand why they would be reluctant to put a roof over all that, for better or worse.

[Homemade Ayahuasca @StembuLive]

@MissWK_ Darque on a bad day still gives 8.5

Top top top fella that one

[Homemade Ayahuasca @StembuLive]

I'm going to say it now. This Diomande yout is not worth the hype or money. Any PL club who buy him are doomed. Lower than Pepe/Gervinho levels.

[Homemade Ayahuasca @StembuLive]

I'm gonna need it to have platinum plaques on the wall for that money

[Mwang! @Mwass_]

Buying a studio apartment for 22M in Nairobi is diabolical. There’s simply no justification 🤣

[Homemade Ayahuasca @StembuLive]

Utangojaaaaaa

[WANDAT @Wandvt]

i need PSG to put 5 past these cunts.

[Homemade Ayahuasca @StembuLive]

Get me Kroupi Jr. in Arsenal stat

[Homemade Ayahuasca @StembuLive]

@NoContextBrits Pass, move, press.

[Homemade Ayahuasca @StembuLive]

@bet365 Honestly, true.

[Homemade Ayahuasca @StembuLive]

Me when I can't find my golf clubs

[Ethan Payne @Behzinga]

COME ON YOU BASTARD IRONS

[Homemade Ayahuasca @StembuLive]

@carltonkitheka1 Facts G. When I saw Yamal and Belligol in the back of the cab I lost my shit

[Homemade Ayahuasca @StembuLive]

@kiarie_KNK What a take

[Homemade Ayahuasca @StembuLive]

DM for recipe

[໊ @buffys]

explain your username

[Homemade Ayahuasca @StembuLive]

You heard it from the 5⭐ jugador himself

[Yannick Bolasie @YannickBolasie]

When a man ain’t a right back you need to put him on skates just like that! Luis Diaz turning him inside out

[Homemade Ayahuasca @StembuLive]

Thinking man ya kna 😂😂😂

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🎙️ Patrice Evra asked whether he prefers Arsenal or Manchester City to win the league:

Ian Wright:
“Arsenal could end the season winning the Premier League and Champions League. Would you rather see them win the premier league or City?”

Evra:
“Me, I always think about what damages Manchester United less. (laughs)

Because if Arsenal do the double, suddenly everybody starts screaming for Declan Rice to win Player of the Season over Bruno Fernandes. And honestly… if they win everything, it becomes difficult to argue against it. Then if City win the league and FA Cup, and you have Erling Haaland as top scorer.

So the perfect scenario? Arsenal bottle the double. City win the league. Chelsea beat City in the FA Cup. And somehow Igor Thiago overtakes Haaland in goals. That’s the most peaceful ending for United fans.”

[Homemade Ayahuasca @StembuLive]

@kiarie_KNK The guy was seeing obscene things hapo kwa touchline

[Homemade Ayahuasca @StembuLive]

😂😂😂

[Politician's Hangman KE @kiarie_KNK]

Ready to wager 100k on the final with any Arsenal fan who feels confident , you accept the wager we send the money to a mutual 3rd party to hold and on the 30th the 3rd party sends the winner 195k , if you can't back your team kelele usiniletee

[Homemade Ayahuasca @StembuLive]

Sawa this wasn't a pen. But how do you explain the Nuno Mendes one?

[Polymarket FC @PolymarketFC]

🚨 CHAMPIONS LEAGUE SCANDAL! 🤯

João Neves with the CLEAREST handball ever and the referee says NO PENALTY! ❌

Bayern Munich 0-1 PSG

🎥 @GoalsXtra https://t.co/EtlkmkXadk