Kalma

The Finnish goddess of death and decay. Wʜᴇɴ Gᴏᴅ ɪs ɢᴏɴᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴠɪʟ ᴛᴀᴋᴇs ʜᴏʟᴅ, ᴡʜᴏ ᴡɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴇʀᴄʏ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴏᴜʟ? |+18|

[Kalma @StenchOfCorpses]

Can we fuck in a cemetery? It's more romantic there.

•Finnish goddess of death and decay
•Any fandom
•OCs welcome
•MV
•RT?

[Kalma @StenchOfCorpses]

"I need a nap. Or alcohol. Either will do."

[Kalma @StenchOfCorpses]

"I once tried to play catch with my sister and then I remembered that she was blind when the ball hit her in the face.." #Whoops

[Kalma @StenchOfCorpses]

Reasons I don't get invited to things: Apparently playing Angry Birds at a funeral is deemed 'rude' and 'frowned upon'

[Kalma @StenchOfCorpses]

"I'm not dead. But I want to be. Please."

[Kalma @StenchOfCorpses]

"Yes." https://t.co/ZSTcthhzzW

[Adrestia @TheiaTimoria]

#AdrestiaAesthetic (by @FaceClaim)

[Kalma @StenchOfCorpses]

I planned a family barbeque the other day, or "arson and murder" as the police called it.

[Kalma @StenchOfCorpses]

//*There* Son of a bitch. If I make a grammar mistake you usually need to point it out to me because I have trouble noticing them https://t.co/NaF05XKZNA

[Kalma @StenchOfCorpses]

@CalamityGodX "That's actually not a bad idea, I usually only take them their after I've killed them. Thanks for the tip."

[Kalma @StenchOfCorpses]

@CalamityGodX "That's actually not a bad idea, I usually only take them their after I've killed them. Thanks for the tip."

[Kalma @StenchOfCorpses]

@FearMyWill "God I feel like I'm playing 20 questions with a pile of corpses."

[Kalma @StenchOfCorpses]

"I can see why I usually prefer women."

[Kalma @StenchOfCorpses]

@FearMyWill "What in Tuonela's name are you talking about?"

[Kalma @StenchOfCorpses]

@CalamityGodX "Yeah you're probably right. Don't want to weird them out too much on the first date."

[Kalma @StenchOfCorpses]

@FearMyWill "And I'm guessing you inherited the trait of being a dick?"

[Kalma @StenchOfCorpses]

@FearMyWill "Jeez you're as annoying as my sister. Though at least she was blind and a hag."

[Kalma @StenchOfCorpses]

"Excuse me while I go stick my head in a fireplace."

[Kalma @StenchOfCorpses]

@FearMyWill "Look I don't need a lesson on words, Mr. Creepy Pants."

[Kalma @StenchOfCorpses]

How to ruin a date: Mention how many people you've killed

[Kalma @StenchOfCorpses]

@FearMyWill Shrugging softly and crossing her arms on her chest. "It's practically my second language- after my native tongue, of course."

[Kalma @StenchOfCorpses]

@FearMyWill "No it just made me think you're an asshole."