Sten Gouchie

Fashion designer |
Textiles designer | Fibre artist
Part time traveller, full time daydreamer

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Customer: *only speaks Spanish* "gracias"

Me: *knows probably exactly 5 things in Spanish* "de nada"

Co-worker: *visibly concerned* *absolutely does not speak any Spanish* "what did you just say to her?!"

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I feel like a hug from an actual grizzly bear would solve all my problems right now... so long as death wasn't a potential side effect

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I play this game when I go to the bookstore where I only buy the first book of a series "in case I don't like it" when I know full well I'm going to buy the full series regardless

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When I was taking that test, if you'd told me that in 5 years, I was going to be the manager and I'd be giving the test to other people, I would have laughed for 10 years straight... And yet here we are

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5 years ago if you'd told me I was going to be taking an exam on how to make custom draperies I would have laughed because I didn't think that existed.... and yet here we are

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Do people who design bookshelves read? Do they know that people have more than the 10 books they used for the display image? Please I have half a library and I need more space

#ItShoudlntBeThisHardToFindABookshelf

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Modern technology has comes so far, you'd think that sewing machines would be advanced enough nowadays to be able to like beep at you or something when the bobbin thread starts running low

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It's a no brain day. No thoughts, just the first 46 seconds of Superstitious by Stevie Wonder playing on repeat

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I bet falling into lava would feel really nice for like half a second

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I was always surprised when I'd be out walking and people would turn towards me as soon as I was within 10 feet of them... Until I realised that when I have headphones on, I can't hear the bells that are on my purse, but other people sure can.

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

why is putting on shoes so embarrassing i always end up sat on someone’s hallway floor fighting for my life as they’re trying to say goodbye to me

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I need to remind myself constantly that I don't need a pumpkin shaped waffle maker. It's a daily struggle.

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Today a cat read my future and told me that I was afraid of change and was going through a personal transformation

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Me: "This bread is good, but I wish it was saltier"

Also me: *realises I forgot to add the salt in when I was making the bread*

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Crullers taste like what I always imagined my mom's ceramic cornucopia would taste like.

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The life lesson today is: don't follow the squirrels

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I don't mean to be dramatic, but it was so cold today that when I blinked my eyelashes would freeze together

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I was kidding when I said that my plans for new years day was to sleep all day and yet, I still woke up at 8pm

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I almost left for work today with the TV remote instead of my phone.

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@NicoleKDaigle But, it's not my birthday