Ben Stallard

[Ben Stallard @Stenjamin_B]

@Elisa_Marie_ you gotta love the Dallas Stars

[Ben Stallard @Stenjamin_B]

Back on that #AccountingFlow

[Ben Stallard @Stenjamin_B]

@rahil630 what math?

[Ben Stallard @Stenjamin_B]

@rahil630 what class is your exam in?

[Ben Stallard @Stenjamin_B]

@rahil630 you want to switch?

[Ben Stallard @Stenjamin_B]

@rahil630 you're goddamn right it won't. It's just intro to sociology.

[Ben Stallard @Stenjamin_B]

Just found out I have a test at 9:30 A.Fucking.M. the day after my 21st birthday.... #NotOK

[Ben Stallard @Stenjamin_B]

Slo-mo from Dredd looks like one hell of a drug

[Ben Stallard @Stenjamin_B]

Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.
-John F. Kennedy

[Ben Stallard @Stenjamin_B]

Made one of the best decisions I've made in a while last night....finally turning on my heater #toocold

[Ben Stallard @Stenjamin_B]

It's on mornings like these that I thank Odin for my warm beard #Movember

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

Drew Brees is the 5th straight starting QB from Texas the Cowboys have faced. (Griffin, Foles, Stafford, Ponder and now Brees)

[Ben Stallard @Stenjamin_B]

@rahil630 why would you do that to yourself?

[ESPN @espn]

Rule: If Peyton Manning's involved, never assume the game is over.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Dallas now projected to be NFL-high $31 million over salary cap next year. One NFL exec called Dallas' cap situation in 2014 "a train wreck"

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Cowboys are 3-3 this year after going 8-8 in each of past 2 seasons. And in the last 10 years, the Cowboys are 9-9 vs the Eagles.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The definition of consistency: Since 1997, the Dallas Cowboys are 131-131 overall in regular-season games.

[Ben Stallard @Stenjamin_B]

Damn, DPD done fucked up this time

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

"Crying: Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon." -Ron Swanson