Thorsten Putensen

three words: pugs pugs pugs

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Damn it's hard letting your infant daughter go somewhere alone for the first time. I was a total mess dropping her off at Burning Man.

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@hconquer don't lie its you 😂

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@lar4kym @hconquer lol i mein. Why ?

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@lar4kym @hconquer WHO ?

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@hconquer Twitter, my new life 😂

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@hconquer that work of art though

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@lar4kym hahahaha 😘😘

[Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall]

Just met a real life JP at Twickenham, he referred to his group of mates as 'the lash bandicoots'

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@GuyGlabrador @obknit that way of animal communication 👌🏻👌🏻 top class

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With Alan Rickman's pass away it feels like a piece of my childhood has been brutally ripped out of my heart.
#RIPAlanRickman

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@1jamiefoster hahahaha @lar4kym and me knew you were gonna buy it

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@1jamiefoster did you buy it ?

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@1jamiefoster already told you the best option! The Surface pro 4 is like a Porsche why do you think of buying a Seat instead ?

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@danowenmusic awesome show tonight #redrooster

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@lar4kym who can't

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@lar4kym you can hear the sound from miles away😂😂

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You know what your life has come to studying law, when you look up the percentage of unsuccessful UK bomb defuses, just to be right #sadlife

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@1jamiefoster the sort of sticker your cat needs 😂 https://t.co/VDNAQRLCYf

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"you supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies" is by far the most original insult ever #borisjohnson @MayorofLondon

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@1jamiefoster I kind of understand your addiction to twitter now #hypocritical