StepDaddySmurf

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@evolacore i drink coffee black mainly because i don’t have to give myself any insulin that way. i add milk sometimes if my stomach feels like a piping hot black coffee is gonna make me shit immediately. it might even make me shit more, i feel like everything fucks with my stomach tbh

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@lporiginalg great now i’m gonna picture the centipede from the third one every time my boss says end to end

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@indietronicaone @BenHanan_ oh sweet i didn’t realize that i could have been getting cartier frames this whole time! my vision insurance is like 5 dollars a month, what a deal!

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@hasanthehun

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@JoJoFromJerz i don’t think the two are mutually exclusive, jojo from jerz

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@JoJoFromJerz leave sleepy joe alone

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@VividProwess why wouldn’t you hold the muslims perpetrating the violence responsible?

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@adamscochran is that what happened?

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@badgalil_ i wish i could lol i hate people

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@DearS_o_n correct

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@KeshaRose lmao was it this place about to blow?

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@hasanthehun do it pussy! you won’t

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@Bootleg1337 @broccoliboygreg https://t.co/chBi9F9f5R

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@Bootleg1337 @broccoliboygreg lol this moron thinks that this came from a licensed operator

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@mattxiv what’s on her foot

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@JoJoFromJerz @CoryBooker @missb62 jersey is a concentration camp, that’s why god made the delaware

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@25YearsAgoLive oh no this makes me feel old. following for when we get to september!

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there are libs out here that will boycott target or starbucks while paying the local slumlord rent for several years.

that landlord has had more of a direct negative impact to the community than either starbucks or target ever could. but principles go out the door selectively

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gay homosexuals are taking over my anus

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schrodingers habitability:

when the landlord acknowledges that the property is currently uninhabitable enough to offer rent abatement, but not enough to require decisive action or accountability.