@wastedspace____ “Hey where did the Chinese spy balloon go?”
Me with Chinese spy balloon-shaped belly: *sweats nervously*
“nope.. no Chinese spy balloons here, and certainly none that looked appetizing! No siree..”
Elon, in the Twitter board meeting while playing with his boo boo keys: “I want a red button and a blue button and a yellow button and grey button and a purple button and a green button and an pink button and a red button and an orange button and