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Creator of bread hats and other things for Animal Crossing. DA-9757-6592-6495

[Consummate Unprofessional @Steph2TheD]

Y’all’ve seen cake hats, doughnut hats, and even ramen hats, but what about... bread hats?

#AnimalCrossingNewHorizons #AnimalCrossingDesigns #ACNHDesigns #animalcrossingcustomdesign #AnimalCrossing #bread #hats #AnimalCrossingQrCode

[Consummate Unprofessional @Steph2TheD]

@ETC37 @BrookeKnisley At least in my state, they’ve taxed vapes so high that they are about 1.5x the cost of combustable cigarettes, though I have seen them cheaper in other states. Sadly, the nic-addiction still has me, so I actually probably could buy a (bigger) home (than my townhouse) if I quit

[Consummate Unprofessional @Steph2TheD]

Putting the sauces in the wrong caddy slots at Mission BBQ to protest American imperialism

[Consummate Unprofessional @Steph2TheD]

Weird how when a man leaves his wife, the other woman is the one called the “home wrecker,” as if the cheating man is somehow a victim and not, you know, an autonomous agent who made his own choices with the full knowledge they would harm his previously chosen partner.

[Consummate Unprofessional @Steph2TheD]

CAW CAW Y’ALL #ravensflock #ravens #baltimore @ M&T Bank Stadium https://t.co/nxSdQuADQT

[trish @ultragloss]

im in my “ok” era. no matter what happens im just like ok

[Consummate Unprofessional @Steph2TheD]

Yes

[Consummate Unprofessional @Steph2TheD]

First run of the year had to be on a treadmill due to weather and I’m mad about that so I’m complaining on social media like the big baby I am

[Consummate Unprofessional @Steph2TheD]

Um…

[StravaWankers @stravawankers]

Just a reminder #stravawankers

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

Leftover pumpkin pie is the perfect breakfast food and you can only eat it one time of the year and even then you're probably supposed to feel a little bit bad about it.

[Consummate Unprofessional @Steph2TheD]

This shouldn't make me laugh so hard, but it does #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

[Consummate Unprofessional @Steph2TheD]

I thought this game was rated E #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

[Consummate Unprofessional @Steph2TheD]

#happyhomeparadise #AnimalCrossing #dlc

[Consummate Unprofessional @Steph2TheD]

Holy shit has this aged like milk

[Consummate Unprofessional @Steph2TheD]

How I imagine @Gusbuckets post-social media “stardom”

[Consummate Unprofessional @Steph2TheD]

Dear Halloween streaming playlist makers:

Not every Michael Jackson song belongs on a Halloween playlist. It’s pretty much just “Thriller” and arguably “Smooth Criminal” and “Blood on the Dancefloor.” “Billy Jean” is not exactly fitting with the theme.

[Consummate Unprofessional @Steph2TheD]

My neck, my back
My puppy and my cats

[Consummate Unprofessional @Steph2TheD]

The Holy Trinity of mid-2000’s viral videos: My New Haircut, Powerthirst, and Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage

[Consummate Unprofessional @Steph2TheD]

How I imagine @Gusbuckets post-social media “stardom”