@billymeats said the most romantic things he’s said in 11 years last night: he’s stating a new and overwhelming semester in a few weeks and asked for my help with a schedule and organization 😍 #stoptalkingdirtytome
Holy hell! NCAA softball just called up every attorney who specializes in bylaws and said “fuckin find us a way to uphold this call. We will wait for as long as it takes!”
And they did. Fucking wilddd #WCWS
Ah yes the sweet sounds of baseball season. @billymeats going from “I’m already so mad at these fucking losers” to “162-0 is in our reach!”within 10 minutes.
I’m sitting here scratching a tag off this blanket and my wife immediately and with sooo much judgement asks “are you touching yourself over the blanket right now!?!” Like I’m some kind of animal
So @billymeats has been under the weather and fell asleep on the couch. He woke up, saw me making dinner, decided to go to bed, and came back downstairs 90 seconds later saying it was too early. Was the dinner aspect not enough indication that it was not 10pm? 😂