Stephanie

[grace @thatgalgrass]

if I send this to u it means not only am I celebrating ur downfall, I orchestrated it

[Stephanie @stephanieethomp]

Just a reminder that the most deadly weapon isn't guns or bombs; it's knowledge. Take a look at history and what Hitler seized before building his army.

[Stephanie @stephanieethomp]

When @bryson_stott10 got his homer today, I screamed and celebrated so much that my sunglasses fell off my head without my notice. So really the @Phillies owe me a new pair. Kthanks 😂 #RingTheBell

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Those new cleats did something for Stotty today

#RingTheBell x @SEIInvestments

[Stephanie @stephanieethomp]

Things I never thought I'd Google: how long after mating do butterflies lay eggs?

Fun fact: the answer is almost immediately and I'm about to be the grandmother to ~500 caterpillars because these damn butterflies mated before I could release them 😭

#parentingproblems

[Stephanie @stephanieethomp]

Yeah sure the Olympics are hard, but have you ever tried doing a toddler's hair?

[Stephanie @stephanieethomp]

@ktcumulus I didn't say this to scare you, but just know you aren't alone and talking to someone about it really helped.

[Stephanie @stephanieethomp]

@ktcumulus Yay for my Post-Partum Anxiety!

[Stephanie @stephanieethomp]

@ktcumulus So fun fact: I learned through therapy and medication that those kinds of intrusive thoughts are, in fact, not normal 🙃

[Stephanie @stephanieethomp]

Most times I love my job because it gives me the freedom to be me without being "mom," but also most times I just want to go home and be "mommy."

[Stephanie @stephanieethomp]

@idiographs I had one "ken" and he was Aladdin. My mom always tells the story about how I threw this elaborate wedding and then left Aladdin in the car on their honeymoon saying he was going to just stay there while barbie lounged around on vacation 😂

[Stephanie @stephanieethomp]

@BroadwayNatDC Rent!

[Stephanie @stephanieethomp]

@BroadwayNatDC I'm gonna guess Oklahoma?

[Stephanie @stephanieethomp]

@BroadwayNatDC Dear Evan Hansen?

[Stephanie @stephanieethomp]

Okay, I know teenagers can eat a lot but hear me out: toddlers.

[Simon Craig @DrSimonCraig]

@EM_RESUS I am a paediatric emergency physician working in Australia.

I have NEVER seen a gunshot wound in a child, and have not seen a gunshot wound in anyone for over 20 years.

This cause of death is the result of "choices" by politicians and the people they represent.

[Stephanie @stephanieethomp]

#TheLastOfUs was perfection and I won't hear anything else. Thank you and goodnight.

[Stephanie @stephanieethomp]

@madawinnie I'll take your Friday night and raise you. I was also in bed by 8 with a book and I immediately fell asleep for the night. We're so wild.

[Stephanie @stephanieethomp]

Oh and then they have to give said toddler dinner, where they just take the whole plate and immediately throw it on the floor.

[Stephanie @stephanieethomp]

Every Sex Ed class should make students participate in a scenario where they try to eat food while a screaming toddler tries to take it from you. Natural birth control, baby.