Stephanie Maier

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Hardest lesson I’ve learned to date: If something seems too good to be true, it probably is.

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Peace out Twitter. It was fun to know you for a little bit, but I don’t think I’ll miss you.

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@fox hey lady, love you and miss you. Sending a hug, can you let me know when you get it?

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Yammer says I’m 10% relevant. Great inspiration for a Monday.

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Shout out to whoever wrote "Baby It's Cold Outside." It's not easy to make a hostage situation festive.

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Do you know what you should do today? Be grateful.

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2YO: "Mama, these pirate boots?"

Hmm...do I still wear them out of the house?

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Thinking about honoring some longstanding gut feelings…empowering and terrifying.

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Sitting in a plane on the ground for over an hour now...

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I am: crazy, undeservingly blessed.

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4yo: "mom, did you know my head is full of ideas?"

I sure do, buddy.

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Parenthood hard truth: The moment you realize how incredibly undeserving you are of the grace of your children.

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It’s okay to realize you still have miles and miles left for improvement.

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It’s 3pm, so we’re eating cold wings and drinking a 9lb porter. Cheers.

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I'm about to undo my entire day with a sugar cookie and red wine. Because self control is not one of my virtues.

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@fox I'd totally 5am airport party with you lady!

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@bear yum! @adambrault and I had a pumpkin cider last week that was divine!

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@Mike_Speegle bring him to the office!!!

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1989 up in here! http://t.co/BeQtpmoO98

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Parenting win: A 2yo who sings the chorus of "All About That Bass."