Stephanie, the 23,017th fastest runner in NYC

Has had All Star by Smash Mouth stuck in her head since 2001

[Stephanie, the 23,017th fastest runner in NYC @StephanieRKane]

oh my goodness another crazy turn of events! i am retweeting this knowing that both my parents will see it and by armed with the the knowledge that i own a record player!

[Barbra Streisand @BarbraStreisand]

Order your exclusive 2-LP baby pink vinyl version of EVERGREENS at Target: https://t.co/5BVCaXaESI

[Stephanie, the 23,017th fastest runner in NYC @StephanieRKane]

both of my parents follow me on twitter and i have a record player. interesting combination of events!

[Barbra Streisand @BarbraStreisand]

Order your exclusive 2-LP metallic gold vinyl version of YENTL: 40th Anniversary Deluxe Edition at Barnes and Noble: https://t.co/3Wf2GwSikB

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

trying to explain to my dog how barking at the mailman every day is just upholding a harmful stereotype and antiquated rivalry that never needed to exist in the first place

[Stephanie, the 23,017th fastest runner in NYC @StephanieRKane]

you laugh but the @dramabookshop is making oz dust matcha and it's delicious

[Pete 🏳️‍🌈 @PeteAscolese]

New Starbucks Drinks.

[Walter Hickey @WaltHickey]

oxford comma coulda helped on this one i admit

[Stephanie, the 23,017th fastest runner in NYC @StephanieRKane]

love that for him

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Jacob Elordi on his knowledge of Elvis Presley before landing the role in Sofia Coppola’s PRISCILLA:

“The most I knew about him was in Lilo & Stitch.”

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

you wouldn't even notice the fit if it was on someone else. but put it on a guy with a perfect body and everyone goes nuts

[Stephanie, the 23,017th fastest runner in NYC @StephanieRKane]

why is what is clearly a romcom with one of the oldest tropes in the book (fake dating -> real dating) marketing itself like it's a psychological thriller

[Sony Pictures @SonyPictures]

Just a little tease. Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell star in @AnyoneButYou, coming exclusively to theaters December 22.

[Stephanie, the 23,017th fastest runner in NYC @StephanieRKane]

niche tweet alert- but this is giving "technically baby catfish are kosher" discourse

[Variety @Variety]

SAG-AFTRA members can safely dress up as Jacob Elordi's Elvis (from A24’s strike-proof "Priscilla") but not Austin Butler's King of Rock n' Roll from Baz Luhrmann's "Elvis." https://t.co/CHIVutHpVk

[Stephanie, the 23,017th fastest runner in NYC @StephanieRKane]

about the being on the pill part, not the getting off it part, fuck that

[Stephanie, the 23,017th fastest runner in NYC @StephanieRKane]

if by "the pill" you mean an ssri then yeah, you're right

[evie @Eviemagazine]

If you're into these guys, you might be on the pill

(& should consider getting off of it)

[Stephanie, the 23,017th fastest runner in NYC @StephanieRKane]

it is now my life goal to attain this set

[Gannon Breslin @gannonbreslin]

Costco is now offering a 157-piece Le Creuset set for $4,500 that arrives at your home on a PALLET

Probably every kitchen item you will ever need. Worth it?

[Stephanie, the 23,017th fastest runner in NYC @StephanieRKane]

okay drag conservatives as much as you want but i would literally wear that dress, it is a normal dress that has long sleeves

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

She’s literally dressed like those women who escaped from a doomsday cult at the beginning of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

[Stephanie, the 23,017th fastest runner in NYC @StephanieRKane]

i need this interview on a constant loop being streamed directly into my brain

[maddie hindes @madeleinelily]

!! everything about the Lindsay Mendez/Daniel Radcliffe/Jonathan Groff lie detector test is a joy, but this is a particular highlight

[Kevin Daly @kevinddaly]

The friend chemistry among the main trio in @MerrilyOnBway is exquisite. And as it turns out, quite genuine.

[Stephanie, the 23,017th fastest runner in NYC @StephanieRKane]

@Predamame has anyone complimented your consistently matching outfits this trip? i'm living for it

[Bassem Eid @realbassemeid]

Today, in a march organized by @womenwagepeace and Women of the Sun, Palestinian and Israeli women gathered together to march for peace and call for an end to the vicious cycle of bloodshed. Women from around the world flew to Israel to participate in the march.

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Well, we gave it a try, but it looks like a handful of notes app screenshots on social media didn’t solve the current global crisis! We will try again next time!!!

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

summit | noun | a conference of highest-level officials