Stephanie Copeland

“Don’t know about you guys, but I love to vibe.” “It was inevitable; I’m a Scorpio.” she/her.

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@TeaFranco Kind of need the mysterious gothic black resin sculpture for home decor purposes not going to lie

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@TeaFranco Okay but what about the girls that didn’t even consider they were gay until their college roommate drunkenly planned out an entire gay wedding for them

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Distressingly close to getting “fully vaccinated, not a republican” tattooed on my forehead so I can comfortably be seen in public without a mask

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Just finished Bo Burnham’s Inside and now I must lie face down on the floor for a very long time wallowing in existential dread and reflecting on the effects quarantine had on our collective mental health thanks

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@TeaFranco Ouch I miss you too

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It’s fun that Taylor swift released #FearlessTaylorsVersion on a weekend that I’m visiting my parents so I can cry to it at 4 AM in my childhood bedroom just like it’s 2008 again

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When I say I would kill for Dolly Parton... consider it a threat

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@TeaFranco YES come on character development!!

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If one (1) more straight white man tries to explain stocks to me I am going to commit a violent crime

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@TeaFranco How dare you remind me of that I thought we were friends

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If you had told me at this time last year that I would be impulse buying $50 worth of masks so I could match them to more outfits I wouldn’t have believed you... but alas this is what it has come to

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My Australian friend FaceTimed me last night and began with the typical “how are things with you?” before quickly realizing his mistake and following up with “oh wait right you live in America and I realize that was a loaded question”

[Stephanie Copeland @Stephaniesrc2]

When an old woman calls me sweetheart, sweetie, honey, etc:
💕🥰🙈🌸💖🌈😻

When a man calls me sweetheart, sweetie, honey, etc:
😡🔪🤺💀⚔️🪦⚰️

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hot girls stayed in last night

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Reminder:

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I don’t care what kind of social studies projects my future grandchildren may have I am never talking about this train wreck year again

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The fact that I can do cardio in a mask more quietly than a man without a mask can do a 10 pound bicep curl proves that men are loud and obnoxious in the gym just for the drama of it and I hate it so much

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Why does every toxic man say he wants to figure me out... look pal licensed professionals have been trying to do that my whole life so give it a rest already

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WHY did no one tell me the big time rush movie is on Netflix?? Feeling very betrayed

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@TeaFranco Me: yeah I think I’m doing reasonably okay considering this year is like it is
My Spotify wrapped: WRONG you are ✨unwell✨

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This year I spent 25,397 minutes listening to true crime podcasts so no I am not okay thanks