Stephanie Elizabeth

Master Multitasker•Masters from @SyracuseU🎓• Single Mom• @motherlucker_ Contributor• Excels at things that don’t begin with “M”, like alliteration.

[Stephanie Elizabeth @StephElizabethL]

Today I did the job of three people at work. The work of two people at home. The homework of a grad student WITHOUT a kid. And god fucking damnit. I will have jelly beans and wine for dinner at 10:08 pm if I damn well please. #momlife #gradschool #singlemom #thursday #wine #life

[Stephanie Elizabeth @StephElizabethL]

Should I just quit my job and solely endorse @MakersMark ?! Methinks so.

[Stephanie Elizabeth @StephElizabethL]

Watching the new @QueerEye with @hollywoody and I am IN TEARS! 😢😭 This is so inspirational. Bravo, @bobbyberk on the house transformation for Wesley! I don’t cry easily, but I’ve used ALL the tissues.

[Stephanie Elizabeth @StephElizabethL]

Blood drive for #RedCross at the library tomorrow in #LosFeliz!

[Stephanie Elizabeth @StephElizabethL]

@RedCross #BloodDrive tomorrow at the library in #LosFeliz!

[Stephanie Elizabeth @StephElizabethL]

@DaneCook False, sir. I clean that shit out every two-ish months.

[Stephanie Elizabeth @StephElizabethL]

Raging Saturday night here covered in Salonpas and Icy Hot.

[Stephanie Elizabeth @StephElizabethL]

@kellyoxford YUP.

[Stephanie Elizabeth @StephElizabethL]

@ABC7Veronica @ABC7 SAME!!! The cars on our street were shaking

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Actress @EllenPompeo defends @KellyRipa against #TheBachelor boss: "We don't attack successful women on our network" https://t.co/fLPcaHTwl3

[Kendra D. Riley @KendraDawning]

Twitter employees during yet another #FacebookDown.

[Stephanie Elizabeth @StephElizabethL]

@Bethenny Me!! Always. I always leave it neat and tidy so the maids who come in have absolutely minimal to do.

[Stephanie Elizabeth @StephElizabethL]

@MohamedMOSalih Guilty.

[Stephanie Elizabeth @StephElizabethL]

@alexshelion I don’t know how this could have happened. You’re SUCH a GOOD driver.

[Stephanie Elizabeth @StephElizabethL]

@BluelineBadger And working. Ya know. Keeping a roof over the kid’s head.

[Stephanie Elizabeth @StephElizabethL]

I suck at Twitter. There I said.

[Stephanie Elizabeth @StephElizabethL]

@Andy I’m a friend of #LauraLeigh’s! 🤭🤫 Can we PLEASE conspire to get this girl back on an episode of #VanderpumpRules ?! It needs to happen. #UnsungHero

[Stephanie Elizabeth @StephElizabethL]

Also, I realize we were talking about fajitas literally days ago, but again... mom life.

[Stephanie Elizabeth @StephElizabethL]

@chrissyteigen Well I just cried into MY fajitas, sooooo..... #momlife

[Stephanie Elizabeth @StephElizabethL]

@shondarhimes I posted a series of my favorite photos of myself with exes with their faces covered... and named it Self Appreciation Day 💕